The year is 2029, fuel is £8 a litre, a 1 bedroom flat is £3000 a month rent, the retirement age is none existent, tax is now 60%, you need digital ID just to leave the house, car insurance costs more than your car, a full time job is now 70 hours a week, freddos are £12, England still haven't won a world cup, the DFS sale is still on and they're still doing roadworks on the fucking motorway