AJ

Official twitter of an Evertonian. A tweet from me, a tweet to you, it probably means im having a poo.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

This

[AJ @AidyJay]

@Cymru Piss up in a brewery

[Spirit of ‘78🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @78Spirit]

Wow! If ever there’s an argument to move some friendlies away from Cardiff this is it. The city should be buzzing for football after the season they’ve just had.

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

"Dad what's that?"

"Looks like the penalty from Gabriel, son."

[AJ @AidyJay]

@Darren1878nsno @Everton The 52,000 people in the stadium seeing the empty seats in the same areas every game need to get their eyes tested clearly

[Jim Keoghan @jim_keoghan]

Everton 25/26

More VAR mistakes (3) on pens than pens (2)

Only club in 7 years of VAR not to benefit from an overturn

No opposition player booked for a foul in the last 7 games (60 fouls)

Also, just 7 pens in 3 seasons (same as Leeds who spent 2 of those in the Cship)

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

A lot of neutrals finding out what it's like to be an Everton fan today

[Cai Jones @ProducerCai]

First time i've EVER seen play on from a head injury. They then get a corner and score..

[Football Away Days Club @AwayDaysClub_]

Dan Burn against Spain tiki-taka at the World Cup

[𝙅𝙊𝙎𝙃 𝙔𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙎 @JoshuaYates17]

Car Broke down half way way to London for the play off final, cars having to stay in a garage Near East Midlands air port - anyone passing with 4 spare seats would be appreciated 😂😂😂😂 let’s hope the boys do it tomorrow to make it worth it @nmaddo @Boro @Boropolis @AwayDaysFB

[Paul Mason @paulmasonnews]

This is exactly the kind of rebuttal to disinformation that needs to happen every day of the week 💥🇬🇧

[Dave Hibbert, BA(Hons), ACTUS, Cert.Ed. Rejoin EU. @Cpass12David]

The Guardian: “Net migration down by three-quarters, the biggest fall in NHS waiting lists for 17 years, knife crime cut by 10%, the economy growing the fastest in the G7, rising wages, energy bills and petrol prices held down, the biggest sustained rise in defence spending since the cold war, a massive expansion of free childcare …
If Keir Starmer did tub-thumping lists of Labour’s achievements in the style of Gordon Brown, he would not actually have a shortage of things to talk about.”
During the two years of Labour government, following fourteen years of Tory mismanagement, there have actually been significant improvements in Britain. Why does the Tory media not report them?

[Adam @adamjeffrey98]

West Ham relying on Everton to beat spurs Sunday is like hoping that stevie wonder wins a game of I spy

[Ell 🌱 @rdg_elliott]

My thoughts are with Farage and the Daily Mail at this difficult time 🫶🏼

[AJ @AidyJay]

@dazreeves @LostMemeArchive Peak internet

[Sarah 🤍 @HMFC_1874_]

😂😂

[SaintsExtra @SaintsExtra]

🚨🎟️ Southampton’s 37,604 ticket allocation for Saturday’s Championship play-off final at Wembley is now SOLD OUT #saintsfc @sfcawaynumbers

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

🚨 @Lord_Sugar in Sun Times

“Leaving Europe is the worst thing I have experienced in my whole time in business.”

“Johnson and Gove should be in jail. As a chairman I am obliged to tell the truth to my shareholders.”

“If I lie it’s a criminal offence. Politicians lie to the public — their shareholders — and get away with it.”

“All that bullshit about the 350 million quid going to the NHS after Brexit.”
#rejoinEU

[AJ @AidyJay]

GET HIM IN NOW

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham says he would ban VAR if he had the power

"You can't celebrate a goal because you think someone, somewhere in an industrial unit is going to rule it out"

[Aris Roussinos @arisroussinos]

Wales’ success in keeping Welsh alive is genuinely impressive and worth emulating