Roommate test: passed ๐ Quiet enough that nobody knew, and the delivery box didn't give anything away either. Here's where I got mine ๐ฆ
https://t.co/Ivkre7FWSP
Finally switched from a hand pump to an electric one and honestly, why did I wait so long ๐ฎโ๐จ One button and it holds the pressure for you. This is the one I use ๐
https://t.co/Ivkre7FWSP
PSA for the gays: a THRUSTING prostate massager exists and it changed my whole solo routine ๐๐ฅ it literally moves for you. quiet, waterproof, body-safe. run don't walk ๐
https://t.co/w4nck7MJUT
not me becoming obsessed with a thrusting prostate massager ๐ญ๐ฅ the THRUST motion is unreal, quiet, waterproof, came discreet. best $ I've spent this year ๐
https://t.co/w4nck7MJUT
things I wish someone told me sooner: skip the basic ones, get one that THRUSTS ๐ฑ๐ฅ hands-free, powerful, quiet + waterproof. life changing lowkey ๐
https://t.co/w4nck7MJUT
tried this thrusting prostate toy expecting mid. was NOT mid ๐ฅ the thrust + vibration combo had me speechless. quiet af, waterproof, discreet packaging
https://t.co/w4nck7MJUT
first time trying a thrusting prostate massager and I get the hype now ๐๐ฅ it's like it knows exactly where to go. quiet, waterproof, discreet delivery ๐
https://t.co/w4nck7MJUT
review after a month of daily use ๐ the thrusting mode still gets me every time. whisper quiet, fully waterproof, showed up in plain packaging. 10/10 would buy again ๐ฅ ๐
https://t.co/w4nck7MJUT
Things I never want to do again: squeeze a rubber bulb for 15 minutes ๐ The motor does the work now, I just pick the level. Link if you're curious ๐
https://t.co/lXxehOnc1O
Finally switched from a hand pump to an electric one and honestly, why did I wait so long ๐ฎโ๐จ One button and it holds the pressure for you. This is the one I use ๐
https://t.co/lXxehOnc1O
The clear cylinder is the detail nobody mentions, but you can actually watch what's happening ๐ Weirdly satisfying. See it here ๐ https://t.co/lXxehOnc1O
PSA for the boys who've been asking: yes, it's quiet, yes, it's rechargeable, yes, the box is plain ๐คซ๐ฆ Everything else is on the page โก๏ธ
https://t.co/lXxehOnc1O
The rotating head is the whole point ๐๐ฅ No awkward angles, no wrist cramp, it just finds the spot on its own. Link if you want to see how it works ๐ https://t.co/QIizkkESi0
โ If you've been curious about prostate play but scared to start, this is the beginner one ๐ฃ๐ฎโ๐จ Gentle first setting, flared base so it stays put. Here's the one I started with ๐
https://t.co/QIizkkESi0
Gave him the remote from across the room and lost all control of the evening ๐ณ๐ก Range is 10 metres, learned that the hard way. Where I got mine ๐
https://t.co/QIizkkESi0
10 vibration patterns and 3 thrusting ones, so 13 to work through ๐๏ธ๐ Still haven't tried them all, no rush. Page is here โก๏ธ
https://t.co/QIizkkESi0
Waterproof, so it goes straight in the shower with me and rinses off in seconds ๐ฟ๐ฆ Cleanup is the part nobody wants to think about, this makes it easy. Check it out โฌ๏ธ
https://t.co/QIizkkESi0
โ The textured base rests against the perineum and does its own thing while the head works ๐๐ Two sensations, one toy. Have a look ๐
https://t.co/QIizkkESi0
โ If you've been on the fence, there's a 30-day money-back guarantee, so the worst case is you send it back ๐คทโโ๏ธ That's what convinced me. Page is here ๐
https://t.co/lXxehOnc1O
โ Snug seal, easy release, skin-safe materials ๐ Comfort was the thing I cared about most and it delivers. Have a look ๐
๐ https://t.co/lXxehOnc1O