Shaikha AJZ

moment ruiner

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

Two years later and I’m still 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

Ok, now we want Bad Bunny please 🤞🏻 @cocacolaarena @sanbenito let’s do this!

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

Sometimes I like to go back and read my old tweets (or is it Xs now?).. Anyways, I love how I still agree with me.

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

Why does the city in The Uglies look like Dubai?

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

The yolk has to be orange. Otherwise, pass.

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

We need to stop giving drivers’ licenses to just anyone who “passes” the driving test.
They need to do a psychometric test first. I’m sick n tried of idiots on these streets!!

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

We have spoiled people so much that they start complaining about how they’ve been “inconvenienced” while the country is recovering from a natural disaster. Have some respect.

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

I always have to whisper extra hard when the office boy asks for our drinks order during meetings “can I have hot chocolate please?” 😬

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

Why am I starting to see a lot of Emirati podcasters? Make it stop.

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

Beetroot prices after I have marketed them to all semi-professional athletes for stamina and recovery 📈
Game changer

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

@iBananaHappy كيفهم لكن واضح انهم attention seekers

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

في ناس بالعادة ما يشربون ستاربكس ولا ياكلون مكدونالدز، بس عقب الأزمة فجأة صاروا كل يوم يشترون منهم و يصورون و يدافعون عن "الوكيل المحلي".. 😂 عجب العجاب والله

[daisy 🍓 @Sosepho]

عسبت triggers meeeee

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

I like saying “idiot” in a filipino accent

[Maitha AF @maitha_af]

حجزت سفرة عن طريق @AdrenalineTra وتم الغاء الرحلة بتاريخ ١٢-٨-٢٠٢٣ من قبلهم ولم يتم استرجاع المبلغ حتى اليوم ١٣-٩-٢٠٢٣ @ADPoliceHQ
#uaetourism #dubai #abudhabi #adrenaline #travel @DubaiDET

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

Sugar + anxiety is a bad combination

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

“Most” (عشان محد يزعل) Emiratis don’t understand the concept of queues. Also, if a sales associate is assisting another customer, it is common courtesy to wait your turn.

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

Disney+ has the besssstttt movies!! All my childhood favorites!

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

@iBananaHappy مب ناقصينهم عاد!

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

Why are people so angry these days? Is it the heat? Chillllll

[Shaikha AJZ @Aimar88]

💀

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Never forget when Mike Tyson forgot Hasbulla was a grown ass man 😭😭😭