Aimee Marie Woodard

Thomas’s wife 💍 Aven’s Mama 👶🏼 Early Childhood Educator 🌻 Goof 💩

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Sometimes I wish Amazon would do memories the way Facebook does. Like remember this random ass thing you bought 2 years ago? Good times.

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Do you ever like a post on Instagram with 999 likes just to be the 1,000th like or are you normal?

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Parents of children with food allergies already get the stink eye from picking up a box to read the label and then putting it back because there aren’t safe ingredients. Adding a potentially incorrect food label to an already difficult situation is CRUEL to us FA families

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@SteveFDA THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! Those with food allergies and children with food allergies depend on labels to be correct in order to eat safely.

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On our honeymoon in Maui watching @MikeAndMike Looking forward to you further exposing the fraudulent '16 Giants! @Aimee_City #newlywoodards

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You think Friday the 13th was supposed to be this week? #InaugurationDay2017

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99 problems but a pitch ain't one @TheJudge44 #aaronjudge #yankees #99

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99 problems but a pitch ain't one #aaronjudge #99 #yankees

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@Lesdoggg fans greatly exceed the haters. Your confidence and raw humor are only two of the many things we love about you. #LoveforLeslieJ

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You get nothing. You lose. Good day sir. #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes

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Today is the only day of the year we can appropriately use the calendar emoji 📅📆📅📆 #July17th #calendaremoji #beenwaitingallyear

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All the times u wanted 2 send sympathies at a Jewish wedding but had no card #lchaim #alsosorry #isthereacard4that

[Aimee Marie Woodard @Aimee_City]

@TheEllenShow Thought you'd appreciate our "HandClap" Eye Smack Fail #epicfail #waitforit #hilarious #crylaughing

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"HandsClap" EyeSmack #WaitForIt

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@aimeecarrero we both "Aimee C" and both born in the same month of the same year. I think we should be friends just sayin #aimeesdoitbetter

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I wonder how many people think a misogynist is someone who gives massages..."ya this guy I'm dating is so hot plus he's a misogyniiiist"

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Am I the ONLY one who remembers @VancityReynolds as the popular jock in Sabrina the Teenage Witch? 😂#RyanReynolds

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If my name was Ella, I'd become a coach, and my players would have to call me Coach Ella. #Coachella

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@scsberg You sort of set the scene of what could be a steamy threesome... just sayin. #sleeplessinseattle

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TG Tomorrow's F #thursday