Genie: you have 3 wishes
Me: top me
Genie: you sure?
*finishes*
Genie: you have 2 wishes
Me: top me
Genie: okay
*finishes*
Genie: you have 1 wish
Me: top me
Genie: okay
Genie: im giving you 1 more wish
Me: top me
Genie: ofc baby
my grandma saw my twitter pointed at the crow suit and said "what's that?"
i said, "oh, well, i was at convention...you know like they have for comics. it's like a comic con-"
she said "i know what a furry is"