Bengineer

he/him | Former smart person

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

Her hands look like this so mine can look like this 🐭

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

@tthorne7 @jonesy1017 @cstaker23 I adopted a cat but you can count me in.

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

Potatoes are the sexiest food. Why else would buy them in those fishnets?

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

No fucking way...

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

Kinda messed up we ever sent dogs to space; They hate vacuums!

[Wally Sparks @djwallysparks]

The sunroom at Wendy's.

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

I tried listening to Trump's address. I pity journalists who have to sit through his ramblings on a daily basis.

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

If the CEO of Taco Bell doesn't have gout, he doesn't deserve the title.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Burger King CEO takes a big bite of a Whopper in new video after McDonald’s CEO went viral for reluctantly nibbling the chain’s new Big Arch Burger.

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

Can't believe this was 7 years ago...

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Browns interested in interviewing Condoleezza Rice for head coaching job, source tells ESPN.

https://t.co/cgxCUgbF8j

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

Zac Taylor is never getting fired. If only he were a Michigan gooner; we could have mobilized the OF girls against him.

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

@tthorne7 "Sorry, best we can do is make you watch Uzbekistan after a flight to Atlanta"

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

Burrow was near perfect on all but 2 plays, and that lost them the game. I can't imagine how he feels.

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

@jonesy1017 But how else can we get no gain and waste a timeout?

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@est95kurt If I didn't see that video, I would have thought she wrote it. I wasn't about to listen to the song to find out 😂

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

@jonesy1017 Good news is I'm going to win my office survivor pool by picking whoever plays the Bengals every week.

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

Personally, I think those Browns timeouts were dumb

[James Rapien @JamesRapien]

RIP Rudi Johnson! Here’s six minutes of Rudi highlights, including a feature on his 2004 season when he made the Pro Bowl. The Bengals legend ran for a franchise record 1,458 yards in 2005 and helped Cincinnati win the AFC North for the first time.

https://t.co/91L6QZzc8c

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

@scottjohnson 30

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@tthorne7 Grok seems busy bullying trans youth, so I'll have to give you a link

"Extending Protections to More US-Based Teens - YouTube Community" https://t.co/4BmIRTTOU5

[Bengineer @AintBenGood]

On August 13th, YouTube will use an AI to guess your age. If you are identified as a potential minor, you'll have to use your ID to prove you aren't or be subjected to age restrictions.

Quick, stop watching Smosh and put on a WWII playlist.