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[Terrell Owens @terrellowens]

I said what I said. @BrettFavre misappropriated of tens of millions of dollars in welfare funds meant for poor families in Mississippi.

Daejon Love: $1.3 million …in JAIL

Brett Favre and others: over $70 million
…at home chilling like nothing happened
@Gttppod

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

When Dolly Parton lost the Oscar to Three Six Mafia, she sent them a letter congratulating them and saying she was proud they brought it home to Tennessee.

One of one. Never to be equaled.

[Butch™ wit an eye @AintDataButch]

This page is funny af

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

The problem is not that Ish is stupid (he is) -- it's that he legitimately believes he's smart.

[Zerꗞ @zerowontmiss]

how can you make a “historically accurate” version about a fucking fake story?

[DarkWokeBalthazar @rebonsible]

But if you blame all white people for slavery they get really mad

[mavsmarie @mavsmarie]

It’s a bummer you pushed legislation that doesn’t allow victims of the same accident you had to get the same monetary benefit.

[Larradonna @Larradonna]

somewhere in America, in a state that is hundreds of miles from New York city, a man who makes $45,000/year has had his day RUINED by this news.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

“It’s actually hard to keep my millions,” is never going to get an ounce of sympathy from me, man.

People out here every single day choosing between gas in the car and milk in the fridge, I can’t stand seeing this cry me a river bit from pro athletes every single offseason.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

You can’t do this nation wide because 50 percent of cops have domestic violence charges and wouldn’t be able to do their job

[Luka Doncic Last Stan(d) @LukaDoncicStanD]

If i came back from down 3-1 against a 73-9 team, you would never head the end of it

[Butch™ wit an eye @AintDataButch]

Yep fck him mind your own business

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

DID HE DESERVE TO BE FIRED?

According to TMZ the Mississippi man who confronted a dad with daughters in bathroom has lost his job with a real estate company.

Does that seem right to you?

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans after paying $400B to Iran to reopen a Strait that was already open before the war started

[Butch™ wit an eye @AintDataButch]

Sometimes people who don’t mind their business need to fafo with fists not words

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This father was on a road trip with his two young daughters & they needed to go to the restroom so he stopped at a QT & took them in the women’s restroom since no one was in it & a man came yelling at him to get out & called the cops.The girls were crying & then he assaulted him.

[kordell @lledrok]

jayson tatum gonna throw his phone when he sees this

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

That isnt a luxury suite... thats section of the stands where he is sitting with 1,000 fans who WON lottery game tickets. He made tickets available to ordinary people and then sat with those people

Stop making shit up just bcz u hate that he is a Muslim and a socialist democrat

[Butch™ wit an eye @AintDataButch]

Remember “kneeling” was bad lol

[P a u l ◉ @SkylineReport]

This is beyond ludicrous.

Why the hell are U.S. Marines and soldiers saluting a UFC fighter?

The military swears an oath to the Constitution, not celebrities, influencers, or the latest personality cult. Watching service members rendered as props for a UFC spectacle is beneath the dignity of the uniform and beneath the dignity of the country.

[Lavita Alize Jenkins @DJMissMilan]

Whoever did this ….. you deserve to retire from this alone 10/10