Captain Obvious

This should be a description of who I am...well if it isn't Obvious!

[Captain Obvious @AintItObviousX]

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@ick_real Grow your own shrooms and eat them regularly until you get it

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@bubblemaps @bonkfun My intuition tells me the "hackers" were buddy buddy with Bonk. I'm rarely wrong!

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@bonkfun "A malicious actor"

New term dropped, writing this one down.

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@flipski77 I think you have a big misconception that you're really based

But in reality you're gay as fuck

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@WhiteWhaleLabs Actually the first question you should ask is, "did I check the early life section?"

It is much more informative

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@trading_axe They're off their fookin rocker innit

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@MattH_4America Compromised by Mossad + his own stupidit

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@pubity Pathetic

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@TheRabbitHole None of these statements can or should be evaluated by AI. This shit is one shorting "smart people" left and right. Right now, AI is a propogandized heuristics engine. Fucking hell.

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@CryptoThannos Pokemon cards. They've been significantly better than trenching in the last few months.

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@shahh Baron cashed out

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@KayTheDoc Great thread, thanks!

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@BruceFerreira10 @JDunlap1974 What do YOU think this video shows?

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@BruceFerreira10 @JDunlap1974 Go fuck yourself

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@iluminatibot Hans is off his rocker innit. A 12 year old could stab him here easy.

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@MemeRetire gm

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@TylerDurden @jk_rowling Watch for the asymmetric facial features. Just take note of who is getting arrested and take note of their facial physiognomy. You'll see what I mean.

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@mattvanswol Why are they here in the first place? Who enabled them to come here?

If you don't solve ^ you don't solve anything.

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@level941 @WhiteWhaleLabs So you enjoyed the discussion but don't care what he thinks

LOL!

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@JinWooIQ Two more weeks? Heard that before