Kai

[Kai @AirbentThief]

//Oh hey I never made A Pinned for Kai lmao

[Kai @AirbentThief]

//You were fun for the thirty seconds you lasted, Kai.

[♡︎𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑎𝑡♡︎ @AERIALILLUSIONS]

|| let’s say it louder for the people in the back

[Kai @AirbentThief]

Kai seeing Princess motherfucking Azula talk shit about the Earth Kingdom, but knowing he'd get his shit rocked if he says anything is peak character development, fight me.

[Kai @AirbentThief]

//Personally I think it's hilarious that Twitter has started suggesting Andy Taint to my Kai account.

What does that say about how I pay Kai?

[Korra @HotheadAvatar]

//Y'all like probending?
YEAH you do! Go follow @VastSands.

[Kai @AirbentThief]

"Wait... It ISN'T pronounced “my”? It's “may”?? But... It's spelled the exact same as my name??"

[Kai @AirbentThief]

Kai sticks his chin out and starts stroking an imaginary beard, doing a passable impression of Tenzin.
"It can't have been Rinzen, they wouldn't do something like that. Not Kai, either. He's far too handsome and cool and skilled an earthbender. It must have been Kiki."

[Nora Brunhild @HeartMetalFairy]

They’re all but cackling.

“Oh, he’s going to be livid in the morning trying to find out who rung it!”

[Kai @AirbentThief]

"He looked like he was gonna explode!"
He barely manages to wheeze his words out.

[Nora Brunhild @HeartMetalFairy]

And Rinzen collapses into a cushion of air as they laugh, oh, that was good.

“Did you see how red he got?”

[Kai @AirbentThief]

As soon as the window shuts, Kai is bent double over an air scooter, laughing hysterically.

[Nora Brunhild @HeartMetalFairy]

Rinzen is the picture of innocence at the window, so eventually one airbending master goes back to bed, as they pocket the note stealthily.

[Kai @AirbentThief]

"WHATCHU GOT IN THE STABLE!"

[Nora Brunhild @HeartMetalFairy]

“THAT’S A FINE LOOKING OSTRICH HORSE”

[Kai @AirbentThief]

"SOMETHIN MEATY FOR THE MAIN COURSE"

[Nora Brunhild @HeartMetalFairy]

“DRAIN THE WHOLE SEA, GET SOMETHING SHINY!”

[Kai @AirbentThief]

And a very angry airbending master sticking his head out the window!

Kai slips them the note sneakily.

[Nora Brunhild @HeartMetalFairy]

“You’re on.”

They’re judging the distance and the power necessary to cross it.

And off a blast of air goes, and for a moment there’s silence, before the bell rings. Success!

[Kai @AirbentThief]

"Ten Yuons if you can hit the clock bell with an air blast from here."

[Nora Brunhild @HeartMetalFairy]

Looking at the clock—.

“Oops. He probably is. Oh well!”

[Kai @AirbentThief]

"THEY DEMAND A SACRIFICE!"

[Nora Brunhild @HeartMetalFairy]

“TO KEEP THE SPIRITS ON MY SIDE,”

[Kai @AirbentThief]

"Sure hope Tenzin isn't trying to sleep" >:3

[Nora Brunhild @HeartMetalFairy]

“Sometimes you gotta belt out lyrics with your buddy.”

[Kai @AirbentThief]

"MY LOVER'S THE SUNLIGHT-"

[Nora Brunhild @HeartMetalFairy]

“IF I’M A PAGAN OF THE GOOD TIMES,”

[Kai @AirbentThief]

//Good°God, Spi°rits, it works.

[Kai @AirbentThief]

"OFFER ME THAT DEATHLESS HEAVEN, SPIRITS, LET ME GIVE YOU MY LIFE!"

[Nora Brunhild @HeartMetalFairy]

“I’LL TELL YOU MY SINS AND YOU CAN SHARPEN YOUR KNIFE!”

[Kai @AirbentThief]

"TAKE ME TO CHURCH, I'LL WORSHIP LIKE A TIGERDOG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR LIES-"

[Nora Brunhild @HeartMetalFairy]

“OFFER ME THAT DEATHLESS DEATH, OH GOOD GOD, LET ME GIVE YOU MY LIFE!”

[Kai @AirbentThief]

"I'LL TELL YA MAH SINS SO YOU CAN SHARPEN YA KNIFE-"

[Nora Brunhild @HeartMetalFairy]

They’re singing along with the radio, to Hozier. Specifically to Take Me to Church.