Him Possible

Call Me, Beep Me, If You Wanna ETH Me 🫠🧽

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

Italians must have crazy jawlines from all the god dam chewing they have to do to their bread in order to swallow. Che fucking cazzo…

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

Just got told to lower my voice at work cause I might get in trouble… idk if desk jobs are for me

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

@Skyler_ToHungry Do it pussy

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

I liked the way kiss me

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

“Y’all already know, all day Dallas sucks.”

— B.G.

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

After listening to M.I.A.’s entire discography I can assure you when I say you do not need listen to ANY song other than Paper Planes EVER it’s all trash every single one 😂 Buuuuut she’s going to bring in money forever for that song alone, I mean what a fucking masterpiece 😘🤌

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

@LasVegasLocally This was my favorite from Vegas

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

What heatin up & callin island feels like

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Next level of stupidity

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

Last night my girlfriend made me ghost her penjamin to her right after I ripped mine, next thing I know it’s 3AM the year is 2035 & she’s cracked at Catan

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

Not the “are you ok?” At work dude hell no

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

How to absorb gf pain?!?!

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

@greatspaghetti Lmfaoooo byeeee ☠️

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

@RuthDawg17 So I actually started putting my money in escrow starting March 1st because I’ve complained about leaking issues since a month after move in and it was just like one thing after the next then it started coming from the walls so I stopped paying them and I’m so fuckin glad…

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

I’m so fucking happy

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

@RuthDawg17 My guy! Love you G I’m sure you saw my snap yesterday I’m livid about my place but whatcha gonna do

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

With my girlfriend cause the rest of my life is tbd at the moment

[Him Possible @Airdrop_Jordan]

Sorry you can’t come over I don’t have a lifeguard cert