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Tan is a renegade who uses your expense account and econometrics to create alternative methods of quietly tiptoeing in the digital-sphere.

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Me, dumping a fresh load of laundry on my bed: boy I'm sure going to be pissed about this when I'm trying to go to bed!!

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I think that's it for me everybody. It's been a good run. But I'm taking stock of important things and this isn't one of them. Thanks for pretending to laugh at my often drunk ramblings.

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Never been a basketball guy but all these conservatives who say we should castrate rapists one day are celebrating Kobe, an accused rapist who settled out of court. I will concede he was never found guilty but still. Seems kinda phony and hypocritical to me. Anywho, rip mamba.

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Feel free to @ me, I'm here for this discourse

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After today's events in Richmond I've noticed something on social media. Conservatives love showcasing POC at their rallies and demonstrations. Like almost exclusively.

I might just be a soft, liberal snowflake but that feels a lot like tokenism to me?

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This tweet didn't age well

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I said it's getting harder 👏 to be 👏 a Tennessee Vol

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What a tremendous fucking football game. So much fun to watch.

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SPOILER ALERT everybody in the UK is already in 2020 ruining what it's like for the rest of us

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Nights like these make me wish I would've never sold my drumset:(

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If Bernie Sanders doesn't get this damn nomination I will SCREAM

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@mothmanwife Delete this immediately

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@jjulious19 Sorry, why do we hate drake now?

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This McDonalds drive through smells like marijuana and no I won't tag the local police

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@jjulious19 Fucking love it, this is gold, thank you

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Coming from the guy who really loves Christmas music- it is still too early for Christmas music

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@eilishrf182 Shut up

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@RueReynolds and I are up to date on all the latest meme phrases

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We have spooky shirt day at work on Thursday and I thought it would be funny and spooky to get a Trump 2020 shirt. Then I realized I would have had to give money to his campaign for it and honestly I just can't live with that weight on my shoulders

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Love seeing all the candy corn hate on social media this year!!! Disgusting excuse for candy