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This is the cursed timeline
(He/Him)
Unions are kinda neat

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@accountpalatine @meowmeowmeuw Yeah it's all fake Russia isn't even a real country

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@LupusErogare @accountpalatine @meowmeowmeuw Woah! WOW! Thanks for replying to my months old shitpost with something I already knew!

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@MarxIsMyNigga I appear to have missed something in 33 minutes

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@TJMuessig I think that's called depression but that's just my experience

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@JUNlPER Seein Wario might have me rising on this holy day😩

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@hamfxbe @jenny2x4

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@JerodEwert @MarxIsMyNigga So glad I wasn't the only one to read it as that

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@KidDiabeetus *Long drawn out philosophy of potential alien societies*
10 minutes later: So anyway what's so fucked up about me gettin slammed by horse cock huh?

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@jenny2x4 What in the fuck is "bonobology"?

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@MADE1NH3AV3N Ignoring the near perfect roundness of Sierra Leone I see

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@RonPlacone Screaming at my bartender: THIS BETTER NOT BE RUSSIAN LIQUOR!

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@F3DERALAGENT

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@jenny2x4 Me if I was one of those movie stars: Give me more of these roles!

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@roun_sa_ville I see spiders, lots of them

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@F3DERALAGENT I don't think getting bullied for being dumb counts as being deplatformed

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@SandyFrizzle In the case of a "send nudes NFT" does the NFT part then stand for "Nice Fuckin Titties" and/or "Nice Fuckin Testicles"?

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@meowmeowmeuw I want to shake their hand for a job well done

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@jenny2x4 So this guy can marry a woman with an IED, but when I do it I'm "a threat to national security" and have to "spend life in prison"