Spillmore Slim

The Cadillac Chronicles originator. Lowrider. Fleetwood Owner. I enjoy dollar bills and playa situations.

[Spillmore Slim @Airman_Cooks]

Trying to think of ways to make it lower

[ms. gLORY @SAINTLORYN]

she won that hoe 😂

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

The way that shit would've been sitting on a shelf in the candy aisle

[‿̩̥̩‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩͙ˊ⸊ˎ Charlie ˎ⸊ˊ‿̩̩̥͙̽‿̩̥̩‿̩̥̩ @Charlottedapup]

Sometimes I forget that super heroes don't actually get paid to save people.

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, 10 OUT OF 10 TWEET

[Joe and Jada @JoeAndJada]

“That’s why I like you because you a Real One”

[El Ricky @Indikur]

LMFAOOO BRO THEY LOWKEY KILLED THAT NIGGA THO 😭😭😭

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

why tornados never hit banks? blow some money out that mf

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @nothoodg3nius]

Niggas see one loss and turn the entire city into the Dark Continent 😭

[Staff Sergeant Lincoln Osiris 🇹🇹 @Balsamic_Vinnn]

These niggas finding out we really like that over here

[popstar benny ♪ ☆ @popstarbenny]

they hot honey’ing shit that has never been hot honey’d before wtf 😂 why tf olive garden got hot honey pasta, they not condoning that in italy

[Tubi @Tubi]

because i'm for the people

[Drayne Gang @Drayne_the_Wolf]

Kinda wish cars had brake lights on the front too. Would be nice to know when I'm at a red light if the altima in my mirror going 1,000,000,000mph is planning on stopping or rear ending me into the 9th dimension.

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[₭ma🧟‍♂️ @KmaFr_]

working for this nigga gotta be terrifying 😭

[remx @biigrem]

Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 7.99 that have never been 7.99 before

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

What's really fascinating with this is that mobility has unlocked a curiosity in a brain that otherwise would be focused on how to hide.

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Hold tf up

[Softboy @softboywin]

why the fuck don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is

[S҉h҉u҉t҉ ҉u҉p҉ ҉M҉i҉k҉e҉ @Fingha]

@Big_tagg I lost 5 years of TV to this, once you breach the fourth wall there’s no going back

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting