I am the real Jan-Michael Fucking Vincent and I’m NOWHERE near dead. This twitter shit is my ticket back to Hollywood. BTW I really fucking flew Airwolf
I don’t eat but I just caught a whiff of one of my fresh MACH 1 MEATBALL SUBS and I KNOW you fat fucks would love to shove one into your FAT FUCKING FACES! $35.99!
Your donations ALWAYS go towards me drinking top shelf 100%!
Give to the #JMVfoundation today! If you don’t, you hate children and are an asshole. #give
I don’t want you assholes to think I’m all take and no give! I will donate ONE MILLION DOLLARS to the ONE MILLIONTH person to repost this! I’m a fucking #HERO