Ais Hamrin

I am Aislinne. That just about sums it up.

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@seamushamrin Yes. In April I broke the port. Last month there was a software issue. This replacement seems impervious to my electric juju.

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Dead Phone (4/2/14) http://t.co/Gg22FrdaIY

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Knitting http://t.co/JuZRjhOeuS

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Problem Solving http://t.co/kk7P8QWcGb

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@MikeC16958 Because I'd like to see where I get on my own steam, sir.

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@amandapalmer , I wear makeup because I work at a casino. That's it. They have a very appearance oriented mindset.

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Just got the memo: this was never a love story. Tjis life of mine.

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Double yoo tee eff. I-90 outside Elgin is completely stalled.

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Dear depression, you're a jack ass.

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Day three of 2/day. My reward is Chipotle. If I could just make it out of the Jeep...

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Remember that thou art dust. And to dust thou shallt return.

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Getting real tired of your shit, Cupid. #LessSpitballs #JustOneArrow

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1. I'm not taking any more selfies bc I look exactly like my mother 2. This is the most comfortable shirt in the world and it was $5.

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Oh, 'G'ee its snowing. (It is only March, kids)

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Mardis Gras-style food coming to East Dundee - Elgin Courier News http://t.co/FJKIEIb0Wm via @elgincouriernews #residentrec #madrisgras

[Ais Hamrin @AislinneHamrin]

Dear niblings,
Its been a really long time since we played pirate treasure. Can you remember which box was the chest?
<3
Aunt Lashley.

[Ais Hamrin @AislinneHamrin]

Finally found a nice guy. He even wants to date me. Uhhh... now what do I do?

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There's a two bedroom unit opening up in my building in May for $900. Elgin anyone?

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I'm driving from the NW Chicago suburbs to the SE Chicago suburbs. Avoid ferries? #WTF #GPS

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Step one to avoiding the fuck out of Valentine's day: avoid media.