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Wake n' Bake

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[pablo @bhulu_elimnyama]

bringing your girlfriend lunch at work, so you can get more huns at her workplace.😭🙏🏽

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

Stoner Rule: if you can't find your lighter just stand up, chances are it will hit the floor.

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[27. @dimvji]

hate when i leave the house in my idgaf clothes and then i start to gaf

[jd @jdayz__]

World Cup is basically my best Africans vs your best Africans

[AKA @akaworldwide]

Also, can we hand BAFANA BAFANA over to the people who are in charge of the Springboks. Just for a trial period nyana. 3 years. I just wanna see something quickly.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Worst case scenario I’ll make it. Best case scenario I’ll make it big.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[Richie @richiecoys]

I haven’t seen this one. Wonderful stuff.

[6 @pusy123lol]

Children who used to spin until they were dizzy are now Alcoholics

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches be stashing their belly in their pants like it’s a glock 19

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s exhausting.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Maximum impact, minimum fuss.

Senne Lammens has won the #PL's Transfer of the Season award for a fantastic first campaign at United! 🥇👏

[Premier League @premierleague]

Making an instant impact for his new club ❤️

@ManUtd’s goalkeeper Senne Lammens is @BarclaysFooty Transfer of the Season 🙌

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Who made this 😭😭😭😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

miss you. (the money i spent)

[Premier League @premierleague]

The scene of @Arsenal's crowning glory ❤️

📊 @Microsoft

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.