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Per la grazia di dio

[Muna @Munalozy]

I am having the most peaceful crashout of my life right now. Like, I am going insane, but also just chilling and vibing. I am stressed about a bunch of stuff, but at the same time, I am not. I don't know how to explain it.

Adulthood I guess. 🤣

[5. @manlikeNife]

I funny gan sha, I no see 1.5m to collect house

But I dey fool myself say I wan buy car

[B.I.G......Y.O.M.I.……2💦🍑 @BigYomiii]

Since you buy car you no come dey too chop chicken like before 👀
Be like fuel price done dey reach your side

[Rance @son_of_uki]

if he likes he should score 100 goals in one match… his legacy to me will always be missing an injury time penalty for juventus against lecce and denying me 12m on the 3rd of january 2026. get this brother off my face man

[YOBAMS. @djyobams]

Na pikin wey good be papa own 😂

[FW De Twerk @nitta_buhle]

I need my friends to be this proactive 😭

[cold eba @coldeba_dgaf]

Which kind soup this woman feed me God😭😭
I Dey piss with my Yansh 😭😭

[watergun @tersseer]

money na cutlery to chop life.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

How will Ronaldo recover from this😭😭

[International Highlife @Intl_Highlife]

😅😅

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

Buying a phone or gadget as a tech person in these gadget shops at computer village is always funny.

"Sir, let me help you setup your phone because this is the first time it's coming on."

Do you have any idea when I was bending Symbians to my will, and rooting Android phones on varied modes? DO YOU?

Anyway, I just nod, smile and let them. 😅

[Big Jikada🇵🇹🏁 @bigjikada0]

Yes, they exist. Take me for example, if I eat rice and beans with stew and cow meat, my stomach go swell

[PLATO @Toadvenom063]

Normal Ewedu spending ohh

Inside 1.4b

Na only that .4 I fit spend

Anything wey go reduce me to millionaire, I no wan see am again

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

My Pops: Traveling to Europe and America was so easy back then. Most of my friends sent their children to America to study but i didn’t because i wanted to watch my children grow up.

Me:

[zameel @nameiszameel]

I know drunkards gist themselves like “padi mi yesterday was too lit , i first reach house beat madam likeee”

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

na why “I want to make mama proud” is more popular

To make papa proud hard gan

[The1andonlydavidrixx @RixThereal99054]

Gay ass demon