Alex Barber

Finding balance.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

@SenMikeLee Turkey says what?

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

@J_Potter He had the password written on a Post-It somewhere in his files down in Mar a Lago. That’s the real reason he was so bent out of shape about when they dropped his files on the floor.

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

RIP

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

With the Senate settling at 50/50 split and some wishful talk about a bipartisan coalition taking control of the House the disappoint of @SenMikeLee still in office hurts more. Would love to be represented by a moderate who could join the chat… but alas.

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

Got it. 🙄

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, accounts engaged in parody must include “parody” in their name, not just in bio

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

@laurenboebert Dank Brandon 2024

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

F I N A L L Y !

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Too many lives have been upended because of our failed approach to marijuana. Hear from @POTUS on the three steps he is taking to right these wrongs.

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

@RickWritesNow @SenMikeLee Mike’s tweets age like cut avocados. Really helping those “working families”. Maybe he was referring to those working on buying their second vacation home.

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

@BillKristol Anyone else think reposting screenshots of this stuff on Twitter waters down the former Maniac in Chief’s ban? All I see in the comments is the MAGA propaganda machine attacking the critique.

[Ryan Logan @oldman_logan]

When people call you a “snowflake” just remember they’re quoting Fight Club. A satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized…

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

@sltrib First time I have seen NIMBYs complain about a convenience store across the street from a convenience store.

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

@sltrib “Serious and austere public face”? @BasedMikeLee is a clown. And @SenMikeLee will say anything to trigger political knee jerks from both sides. Come on…

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

@senorpaco Depends. They will be worth less in the future if you opened them.

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

@halfnotenelson1 @sltrib I think it’s ONLY going to Alta. You may have to shuttle down to the Bird or something based on the last plan I saw.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Under Trump, the Republicans gave the Koch family a $1.4 billion tax break. Now they want you to believe that they are on the side of the working class because they oppose canceling $20,000 in student debt for a worker making $60,000 a year? Give me a break.

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

@sinisterfaye Sounds like progress to me 😈

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

I’ve never seen a group of people so pissed off about their neighbors saving a few grand over tens of years.

[Alex Barber @AjBarber]

@SenatorRomney Sorry Mitt, couldn’t understand you with that silver spoon in your mouth. I’d say it’s irresponsible to collect payments from the middle class when their dollar is already not going as far and their education is less of a guarantee.