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Just tweets and vibe 👌

[Mocha @AjCoders]

@MrMekzy_ @Wizarab10 Thanks

[Mocha @AjCoders]

@MrBeast 100k

[Mocha @AjCoders]

Hmmm, that’s why olu couldn’t maintain his money 🥲

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

You just made your first $1M. Your brain immediately jumps to the bigger house, the nicer car, that business idea you’ve been itching to execute.

Resist all of it, that instinct is exactly why most people who come into money are broke again within a few years.

The move nobody teaches you: do nothing.
Let it sit. Don’t deploy it, don’t try to flip it, don’t show it off. Park it somewhere safe that pays you while you think. Lock it into a 2–3 month yield-bearing instrument e.g T-bills, low-risk positions, safe and battle-tested protocols.

You’re not trying to get rich off it; you’re already there. You’re buying yourself time to think clearly and getting paid to do it.

Run the numbers. $1M at just 5% APR:
→ $50,000 a year → $4,167 a month → $137 a day

Every day you wake up, $137 landed in your account. You didn’t touch your principal. You didn’t lift a finger, and if that 5% compounds daily, you’re closer to $51,200 a year, the money starts making money on the money.

So before you spend a single dollar or naira, ask yourself one question: can this purchase pay for itself from the interest alone? If yes, you’ve earned it. If no, you’re eating your seed.

Anyone can GET money. Keeping it is a different skill entirely and it starts with the discipline to sit still while everyone expects you to splurge.

Sometimes parking it and letting it pay you is the best play ever. This is from experience, don’t joke with your once-in-a-lifetime SEED when it comes your way.

[Mocha @AjCoders]

Guy, wetin you dey find after $1Trillion

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is humbling to consider that if we harness just 1 millionth of the Sun’s power for AI, that will be much more than a million times the intelligence of all of humanity

[Mocha @AjCoders]

Astagfirulah 😂

[44🇫🇷 @NurseLekan]

Yowaaaaaa

[Mocha @AjCoders]

@arojinle1 In attempt to kill the mosquito then you smack your own head 😂😭

[Mocha @AjCoders]

You forgot to mention she also got relegated!!!! 💀

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Signed a Prenup.
Came out of the divorce without leaving a dime behind.
Car company already collected her car since he stopped paying for it.
Left no property for the cheat, nothing in her name.

King shit. City boys up 1000.

[Mocha @AjCoders]

One kobo, you no go see

[Rita🎀 @Ritamilaaa]

What am i getting after serving you this?

[Mocha @AjCoders]

YALLA MY GOAT!! 🐐
Pls can you lend me like $10k, i’ll payback before the end of the year? 🌚

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

YALLA!! WE ARE AL NASSR!! ✈️🤷🏽‍♂️💪🏽

[Mocha @AjCoders]

@Asmr_Hub_ Name of the movie is shameless

[Mocha @AjCoders]

Person way dem don dig before the iphone drop 🤌🏽

[Jason 💸 @jayyd4L]

Charle

[Mocha @AjCoders]

Too late, turned 27 few weeks ago

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

There’s a 26-year-old guy somewhere right now trying his hardest to be financially stable before 30. How’s life treating you, bro?

[Mocha @AjCoders]

This is the first a post like this actually works in my country 😂

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Twitter (X) has rolled out a new like button animation for 'Michael Movie'

[Mocha @AjCoders]

You really know how to make me cry, When you give me those ocean ass, Those ocean assss 😭🎶

[Mocha @AjCoders]

This brother just can’t stop 💔

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Design by Anthropic Labs: make prototypes, slides, and one-pagers by talking to Claude.

Powered by Claude Opus 4.7, our most capable vision model. Available in research preview on the Pro, Max, Team, and Enterprise plans, rolling out throughout the day.

[Mocha @AjCoders]

Family and friends will ruin you if you let them. Set boundaries, Say no sometimes too. You’re not God!

[Mocha @AjCoders]

15% ROI 💀

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

U.S. court Sentences Saheed Owolabi to 15 years in prison for his involvement in a $1.5 Million wire fraud scheme.

[Mocha @AjCoders]

@jon_d_doe Dayummmm, omo 😂

[Mocha @AjCoders]

@elonmusk Look at how the richest man in the world is still promoting his product.

But you’re shy to post your own hustle because of people that won’t even support you with 1 kobo!

[Mocha @AjCoders]

Look at how the richest man in the world is still promoting his product.

But you’re shy to post your own hustle because of people that won’t even support you with 1 kobo. Crazy!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Grok