Big Body Bugatti

Pulled up on a dragon

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Man United after 3 weeks off from football.

[Vada Fly @Vada_Fly]

Supervisor "I'm sorry we can't sign the papers to approve your vacation days"

Me:

[Maybe: Papi Women Neglecter vol 5 @JuicegawdinPriv]

Nick Bosa gonna see “C Kirk” on a locker and break down in tears

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

Timothee in the drive thru line wondering what all the commotion is

[Smiley @30GotNext]

A Niner played showed up to the game and:

Al Horford’s calf exploded
Seth Curry nuts got popped
Quentin Post ankle just got destroyed

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

Bad Bunny celebrated in the end zone before the Patriots or the Seahawks 😭

[DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic]

Y’all tellin me the Super Bowl is in The Bay, and they didn’t get Kreayshawn to perform???

[🇵🇭 @ISAAC4O8]

They said Macklin taking us places we gotta fix the crib

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

What Sean McVay sees in his nightmares

[East Bay Chris @EastBayChris]

The original, patient zero Santa Clara electrical substation victim:

[Big Body Bugatti @AjayFlocka]

@SleeperHQ Let commissioners choose when waivers process. No need for waivers to process at midnight

[Big Body Bugatti @AjayFlocka]

@EthanKreagerFF Down 19 points. Have Kyren, puka, and Pitts going vs Stafford and Parkinson.

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Simply legendary.

Congratulations @JohnCena on an incredible career 💪

[𝐙𝐨 🌶️ @ZoSpicyDubs]

The Jordan Poole one is crazy bruh 💀

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

ADAM SCHEFTER HAS DOUBLE SLEEVE TATS?!?!?

[Mr. Quack 🦆 🍊 @MxnJhonnyDepp]

Raiola seeing this:

[Niko @nikotaughtyou]

Fuck it.

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

I’ve seen that AJ Dybantsa edit more than my family recently.

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

Mamdani at midnight tonight

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Within a week we've had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring and sports gambling corruption. We're living in the 1920s.