Ajay Singh Tomar 🇮🇳

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[Ananth Rupanagudi @Ananth_IRAS]

Lunchtime humour - A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him ₹100 and that continues for a year. Suddenly the daily donation changes to ₹75.

"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."

A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes ₹50.

"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me Rs. 100 every day, then Rs. 75 and now only Rs. 50. What's the problem?"

"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."

"And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.

"Four," the man replies.

"Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."

Socialism well explained! 😃😛😂 #donation

[Ashtavakra Anshumat @AnshumatVakra]

Lmaooooo

[CFChris. @EmenaIo]

Frank Lampard was a demon man

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Arsenal haters scrolling through the timeline right now

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after Arsenal bottling a trophy

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Life after Arsenal lost the Champions League final

[Ajay Singh Tomar 🇮🇳 @AjayT_CFC]

Who wasn’t 😁

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[Ajay Singh Tomar 🇮🇳 @AjayT_CFC]

I am so so happy this mofo Gabriel missed it

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Club legend Cesar Azpilicueta will retire from football at the end of the season.

Congratulations on a superb career, Azpi, and thank you for everything. 💙

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

❤️⚽️

[Ajay Singh Tomar 🇮🇳 @AjayT_CFC]

@nahidulislam404 Skills

[Sai Deepak J @jsaideepak]

1. Just got off a call with @UnSubtleDesi. I couldn't be happier for her and both of us couldn't help but discuss the harrowing days of post poll violence in West Bengal in 2021. So I am going to share what happened five years ago just so ppl know what happened. #WestBengal2026.

[Ajay Singh Tomar 🇮🇳 @AjayT_CFC]

@iNikhilsaini @smitabarooah Only danda can

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Will wait to see the homes of Anjel’s murderers being bulldozed.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea through and through. ✊

Happy birthday, Reece! 🥳

[Vᴅʏᴋ @VdykCFC]

Since the Sunderland game:

With Tosin:
- 5 games played
- 2 wins
- 1 draw
- 2 losses
- 9 goals conceded

Vs Sunderland, Wolves, Qarabag, Burnley & Leeds

Without Tosin:
- 4 games
- 3 wins
- 1 draw
- 0 losses
- 1 goal conceded

Vs Spurs, Wolves, Barcelona & Arsenal

DISGRACEFUL

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 John Terry not happy with Chelsea’s loss to Leeds via TikTok :

“What a poor performance that was”

“Everything I said about Leeds, they were going to be aggressive, fans were going to be up for it, it was going to be a hostile place to go. You either go there and match them or you take the sting out of it completely, and by looks of it we certainly didn’t do that in the first half”

“We cannot follow up two unbelievable performances with a performance like that, it’s certainly not going to make you title contenders”

“Unfortunately that’s what’s going to cost us, we are inexperienced and if you can’t go Leeds away and know what to expect then…”

“You need to go there and show the fight, match Leeds in every single way and then earn your right to play. After 15, 20 minutes you play your football once you’ve EARNED that right”

“Set piece, individual mistakes defensively, clearly not good enough, maybe that’s an opportunity for the manager to look at the squad and go ‘okay rotations not for me moving forward, I know my best 11-14 players and I’ll stick with that and the other players are just going to have to deal with it”

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Never know what to expect from Chelsea 🙃

[~ @CFCdruw]

There’s a reason why every single Chelsea Supporter on the planet agreed with her.