ᜰÌyáse

Undliluted Irony. Write a bit. Finance x Business. MAN UNITED 😈

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

The Nigerian tech bros are already thinking of a boat-hailing service. The “Uber” when it floods. That's how they build solutions. Their own version of Innovation it to never think of how to solve the flood crisis permanently, but to manage it and make profit off the situation.

[Mojave Art Club @MojaveArtClub]

Ask her to delete the guy who did those things from her contact list and stop texting him regularly.

[gst @wearegst]

Everything is political.

[WEST TRYBE NEWS @westtrybe]

Chief Bode Judge explained the major caused of flooding in Lagos😱 he also predicted future flood that could sweep the whole of ikoyi💔

[gst @wearegst]

6th least livable city on earth.
Sinking and Stinking.

[ᜰÌyáse @AjayxUTD]

@officialtelz They do not believe in it. If you are a family member of top Pastors you will know this.

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Alex Otti is so intentional.
More fleet of electric buses just arrived in Umuahia.
150 in numbers.
God bless Alex Otti.

[Chibuenyi (Retribution) @TheAmenReigns]

Passes and crosses unseen and unheard of.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

IMO it should have been more.

[John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud]

Here, the brilliant @Miss_Snuffy from London explains Zoran Mamdani Mania better than anyone in America has so far done so…

This is a great, but terrifying speech…
😱🤦‍♂️🤮🥲

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

What do we then call this Man ?

[ᜰÌyáse @AjayxUTD]

@phemmyteah147 Olodo Uprising.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“I, Ibrahim, a real Fulani boy, would rather vote for Peter Obi than repeat this government. That’s my choice” — Fulani Man declares

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

"This is Iziogo in Izzi LGA Gov. Nwifuru is constructing a tunnel of N5 billion. The project was initiated in 2024 and this is what it looks like in June, 2026. No traffic problem here. It's not a city. He initiated it so as to loot Ebonyi people's money. N5 billion when majority of the public schools and hospitals are in despicable conditions with some primary schools built with palm fronds in Izzi.

If Nwifuru isn't a calamity, who is? At the end of this tunnel, there won't be light."

~NCN

[Bro. Bonaventure @EBona69]

Dear @tokunbo_wahab, it's good that you keep untagging yourself from my posts. At least, it shows you are seeing them.

I took this picture this evening at Ijesha bus stop, along the Oshodi-Apapa expressway.

Please, do your job.

[Daniel Ojukwu (OJD) @Mazi_OJD]

I have an email trail of @gtbank issuing me SMS charges for several months (a little N218 here, N498 there, meanwhile since I opened the account, they have sent me 13 texts (1 for acct opening, 3 OTPs, and 9 promotional).

I don’t subscribe SMS alerts, so where do the charges come from? By their math, their USSD feature (which I don’t use) costs N6.98, so if I got charged a similar range for texts, I should be hitting under N91 for lifetime texts.

I only communicate with this bank via emails, yet every time I get billed for things I do not use. I’ve complained to my acct officer in the past and he confirmed I don’t use the service.

Next steps would be to serve papers.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

N100 million divided by 2,000 is N50,000.

That means, each beneficiary would receive an empowerment of N50,000 from the First Lady, which is equivalent to $37.

$37 as empowerment. This is not even enough to set up a normal akara spot.

[Frank Furter @FrankFurter420a]

Next time someone tells you that most Muslims are peaceful, show them this
@NicholosPoma @maureen_jo @nowpammsy @FarmGirlCarrie @2_drac @myhiddenvalue @nativesocalgurl @llegvmi

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

He didn’t ask you to fry akara.
He didn’t ask you to roast corn.
He didn’t ask you to bake kulikuli.

He didn’t ask you to hold your governors.
He didn’t gaslight you. He gave no excuses.

He simply went to work & created the millions of now — disappearing middle class families.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

“He has done his bit” over 70 children in captivity, adeboye you are very silly.