Kingdavid C. Ofunne

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My neighbour’s 7 year old daughter comes to my house almost every weekend to finish my snacks but I enjoy the company

Once she comes, she commands that I put Moana or Frozen for her on the Tv & I obey then she sits on my couch (doesn’t say a word) watches tv until she leaves…

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The truth is, I’m currently staying at my girlfriend’s place on the Island because it’s much closer to my office. I intend to stay here till New Year.

If you go lower, remember that the ground is not the limit. Some of us know how to live underground.

Nonsense

The End

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My compound doesn’t have enough parking space, so most times, we have to manage the available parking space and share it.

For instance, if I want to go out and my neighbour has parked behind my car, I’ll call him to come and move his car so I can get out…

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I’ve been away from my house for a week now.

This man has called and called, sent several messages, and even involved the landlord and other people to beg me to come back.

I simply told them that I had travelled for work and that I wouldn’t be back until after Christmas…

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@felyxport God Abeg o🤣🤣🤣

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My wife’s younger brother has been living with us for four months now.

He just finished his NYSC and decided to come to Lagos in search of greener pastures.

But something has been bothering me…

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@godswill_ug 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@CharlesJap16862 You don catch me 😂😅😅

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First thing tomorrow morning I’m sending him packing. He’ll leave my house.

Nonsense

The End

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

I said yes, and that I have evidence so if she doesn’t date me too, I’ll report to her husband

She laughed and said I should do my worst then turned and went inside

Life is unfair. What does that small boy have that I don’t have?