Beeya

To Bee or not to Bee

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

If someone repeats my phone number back to me in a different rhythm to the way I say it, I have no idea if that is my number
🤔

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

Unfortunately, I speak before thinking. I'm just as shocked as you are when the words come out. 🫣

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

@PakinDubai_ Will there also be any hope of some long-overdue renovations as well? Or should we assume the office will continue its brave impersonation of a building that's perpetually one strong sneeze away from giving up?

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

I wonder how that feels 🤔

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

I've waited so long that I've gone from making plans to checking my horoscope. If the stars know something, now would be a great time to share it. ✨

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

@starcast_ Here you go. Pretty bad ass no? That's apparently my bad ass side

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

AI can generate a photo of me riding a dragon on Mars in 4K.
Ask it to generate an actual photo of me from my picture and suddenly I'm a completely different woman named Natasha.

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

@starcast_ I shall give that a try 😁

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

@Raafae "gods", the mythical kind. 🙄

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

Chinese and Korean period dramas have ruined my standards.

The prince is impossibly handsome, the general looks forged by the gods, and every stare lasts 17 business days.

Now I'm judging real men for not arriving on horseback with perfect hair and a tragic backstory.

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

Quote of the day : keep your squats low... And your standards high 💯🥵

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

The ring

[кєνín @notcee_fan]

What movie traumatized you as a kid?

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

Meanwhile ChatGPT and Grok are out here confidently generating “me” from my reference photo…and I just want to know who this new person is and why they’ve been assigned my life. 😭

Am I not within “basic portrait settings” or is my face running on unsupported software? 🤔😂

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

Me at work: “Sure, I’d love to update this document for the 47th time.”

My brain: this file has not changed since the dinosaurs.

My bank account: please proceed. 💼😄

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

@KingRaptor07 Life is as good as you believe it to be, anywhere :D
Alhumdulillah!

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

Wore a shalwar kameez to our cultural diversity day at work today, and I forgot how much it feels like home.

You don’t realise how much you appreciate your culture until you leave your country. The comfort, the colours, the familiarity… proud to wear where I come from. 🇵🇰

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

@KingRaptor07 I'm good. I'm in dubai

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

Word of the day:
FUCKTANGULAR (cracked me up so hard)

It means, things are fucked up from every angle. You fix one problem and three more pop up like they were waiting their turn 😂

[Kashif Mateen Ansari @kashifmateenpk]

Pakistanis are not tired because they lack hope.

They are tired because every few years they are asked to sacrifice again while the elite remain untouched.

A nation cannot keep taxing the patience of its people and call it reform.

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

Something I did yesterday with someone at work, even though she didn't acknowledge and it felt insulting , I still felt it was the right thing to do!

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

Don’t wait to forgive someone till they apologise. You may end up waiting forever. Remember, it’s easy to hold a grudge and it’s easy to lay blame. But by doing so, you’re allowing others to have power over you. For the sake of closure and healing, you should forgive and move on.

[Beeya @AjeebsiAvenger]

At this point I'm not having a midlife crisis. I'm having a seasonal crisis, a financial crisis, an existential crisis, and a "what should I have for dinner?" crisis. The only thing thriving is my crisis portfolio.
At least I see a positive in that 😜