Ajoke king

An economist, gentle but can be silly at the same time..
Allah does not burden a soul 😇 beyond it's capacity. (Quran 2:286)

[BlackLuna @_MayowaSam]

There was a time I used to represent my church in Bible quizzes, from church level to district and zonal levels and I always came first. So, when it was time to pick someone for the national level, our Youth Coordinator, Mr. S, submitted my name. I was overjoyed. I rushed home to tell my mom, and I started preparing immediately.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Stop messing with folk 😭😭😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Twitter for whoredom. Help a sister 🙏🏾

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Throughout December of 2022, I was fighting for my life. I went blind in one eye on the 3rd of Dec. 2022 & on the 5th, I was diagnosed with a brain tumour.

Today I stand here before you to share my story. It has been a long road to recovery but each day is better than the last.

[Aros @Damiar0s]

Kante sleeping during training after spending 3 hours in traffic

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Michelle Obama speaking on marriage.

[Ọpẹ́yẹmí Irédùmarè @iredumare]

Michelle Obama is just simply telling you people:

Marriage isn’t for those looking for fantasy.

[Franklin @sonofokere]

Over the weekend I had drinks with a friend whose wife left him. In summary this was his advice to me:

1. Listen to your spouse. Actually listen. Don’t dismiss their concerns.
2. Don’t make jokes about or light of your spouse. Treat your spouse with reverence.

[omoge. @KhloeUmoh]

Waiter, abeg give me Moët et Chandon. You don’t have Moët et Chandon? Ah ah no be Moët et Chandon you just give that table?

[Ayeshaa__ @aishatodunola]

Story of how my Nigerian mum shocked me on my introduction day last year.

So my introduction was this day last year and we had to travel down to Offa from Lagos for it. Myself and hubby alongside a few other friends arrived Offa around 7:30pm and drove for more than 6hrs

[Big Uncle @Usmanashafe]

#BBNaija
Ebuka: The next person to be evicted is Groovy

Phyna: Jesus Christ

Jesus:

[Simply Amaka @StelxyG]

Take a picture like your parents and drop their captions😂😂😂

[CEYYOH @_chisomokafor]

I got married to my friend but after we got married, we stopped being friends.

Let me tell you a short story.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

At some point as a married man, you'll stop assessing your wife based on how well she cooks and cleans.

Or how well she's "submissive" to you.

How your children are turning out will be your new yardstick.

And this has nothing to do with whether she's highly educated or not.

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Politics twitter right now:

[Nonso 🦅 @NonsoEagle]

Jesus wept, and so will you

You will see shege

[Dimma @Dimmaumeh]

Me trying to explain to my village people that my boyfriend sent me packing because I woke up by 8:01am

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

Waking up at 1pm in my 7th husband’s house.