Townsend

When I'm not writing, I am a cerberus for a secret agency, the waterdrudge for the Sip & Sniff Pet Comfort Booth, & partner to the best signal dog ever.

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8 posts in 2 years, guess I'm not a good twit.

My social media homes are - huh. I guess FaceBook. I consume TikTok, but don't post. I *think* I have an Instagram... And I may be somewhere in the Fediverse.

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I was able to buy everything on my grocery list at 1 store! A lifetime first!

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OK demonstrates again that it embraces hate.

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@OkieSpaceQueen I was reminded of this pinto bean cake an aunt used to make: https://t.co/5FEeLO9fjj

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I now have a 3rd trailer park story...with chickens.

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@loookatmeimkiad People can be grandparents at 40. I don't think being a grandparent is sufficient reason for restricting their independence.

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@brickinthewall3 @loookatmeimkiad It's not just dr appts - people over 60 still WORK - retirement isn't until, what, 66 now? 70? How're they getting to work if you take their license/car?

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2 parts cranberry juice to 1 part french vanilla creamer is delicious cold, divine hot, and transcendant with cinnamon.

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I trust the election boards across the nation to count the votes accurately.

Politicians, though...

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@OkieSpaceQueen Long live the Pencilry (raise pen hand)
We are all you can see (looks around)
In words and spirit we’ll go far (sweep hand around)
Pencilleers are who we are (smile wide, thumbs to self)
We’ve got spirit (clap clap)
So let’s hear it (clap louder)
Pencilleers go (stomp feet)

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Weather is happening. Hot enough for AC this am, then a 40º drop, naders, snow, rain...must be fall.

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Cranberry juice and french vanilla coffeemate creamer = deliciousness in a glass. Be extra with a sprinkle of cinnamon and cardamom.

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Flu season is here - Xoco demonstrates a simple and easy flu prevention method.

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@Wizards_DnD My dogs like #SnackiesOfHighValue (boiled chicken), #SnackiesOfSuperValue (peanut butter), and #SnackiesofExtremeValue (bacon bits) as rewards for rolling the dice and signing their moves.

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@MagicalOverload Doing jobs that may pay what the JOB is worth but not what *I* am worth, just to survive.

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@MagicalOverload I don't have a specific age. I just want to wake up with joy tomorrow, and as long as that happens, that's how long I want to live.

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I have an extended weekend this week and next. That means I can get #InsideChores, #OutsideChores, and #DogSpaDay all done without skimping on sleep.

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If I were to die suddenly, #Tayo would eat me before the body cooled. #Xoco wouldn't start, but she'd join in, as would #Chilto. But #Itzl would lie down by me; he'd lick and whine and wait to die, too.

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@MagicalOverload https://t.co/rD3elkwv11

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@MagicalOverload The Great Canadian Baking Show.