AuthorAK71

Born and raised in interior Alaska. Retired LEO. Small business owner and author writing about the paranormal, monsters, & some of my own experiences.

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It’s here, this weekend downtown Corydon, Harrison County, Indiana, the Popcorn Festival. I’ll be down there Friday (10 July) from 4-8pm and then Saturday (11 July) from 10am-8pm. Come on down, find my booth and say hello. I’ll have all my books for sale. Hope to see you there!

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https://t.co/B7A71NVQov, go check it out. Now…don’t walk, run!

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Yes my child, for price of a mere biscuit the all knowing…all seeing…all powerful Roxy’swamy will predict your future. Here’s a hint, it starts with you getting off your ass and bring me a biscuit!

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Are things in your life feeling a little…dull? Uninspired? Bored even? Well not to fret, I’ve got the answer: MONSTERS-MAYHEM & MACHINE GUNS! That’s right kids, jump on over to https://t.co/r0RM4ZmuPK & spice it up! Now, stop hiding under the table & get moving.

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Ever had your head stuck in a bucket of whoop-ass hand delivered to you by a ninja chicken? Yeah….me neither. Ugh, where’s my drink……

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THE BASEMENT, my first novel and was inspired by an experience I had as a Police Officer working in Alaska. It was a very strange day. You can find THE BASEMENT, & my other books at Amazon, Kindle, and https://t.co/B7A71NVQov.

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Mark your calendars. July 10-11 2026 I’ll be at the Harrison County Popcorn Festival in downtown Corydon, IN. I know it’s still a few weeks away but now you’ve got time to limber up. Come find me, let’s eat some popcorn and talk Monsters, Mayhem & Machine Guns!

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I had a great time at the Corydon Extravaganza yesterday. Thank you to everyone who stopped by my table and said hello, it was great to meet you. Big thank you to everyone who bought one or more of my books! I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them.

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It’s almost here. The Corydon Extravaganza happening 30 May (Saturday) at the fairgrounds in Corydon, IN. I’ll be in the open air pavilion, come find me. Check out my books, say hello, I would love to meet you. See you there!

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You are getting sleepy….sleepy…..so sleepy. Now, human, bring me all the biscuits…..

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Okay, look. When I say give me the meal worms, I mean give me the DAMN MEAL WORMS! You think this is a suggestion? Maybe a negotiation? NO! When I say meal worms, I mean meal worms RIGHT NOW! Or would you rather I put my foot up your……oh look, a bug….

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Brother, son, soldier, police officer…..vampire royalty. THE DEMONS KEY by Tom Clarke. Ancient evils will rise, families will shatter, and blood will be spilled. Available at Amazon, Kindle, and https://t.co/B7A71NVQov.

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Hey! Did you know that if you have an Amazon Prime account then you can read ALL of my books (ebooks) for free? So, what are you waiting for? Pour yourself a drink, download a book, and let’s get into the fight! Enjoy some Monsters, Mayhem & Machine Guns from me, Tom Clarke.

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1856 Broken Creek, Montana Territory. The box that can’t be opened has been opened, the demon of Masada turned loose. Are you ready to make a deal with the devil? BROKEN CREEK by Tom Clarke. Available at Amazon, Kindle, and https://t.co/B7A71NVQov.

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Gratuitous self-promotion in 3….2….1….EXECUTE!

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FENCE LINE available at Amazon, kindle, and https://t.co/B7A71NVQov. When the monster snarls, change magazines…

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Trouble often comes in pairs. They made me sign an NDA after snapping this pic, but you know what? I pay the damn bills in this house! these two can just…..wait, what? Yes, I will get you a biscuit…..sorry, coming right up.

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Your chances of getting your ticket punched by a small angry bird are slim. Until you wake it up from its nap by snapping a quick photo, then they increase exponentially! I took this pic last summer and I’ve been looking over my shoulder ever since. This things out for blood!

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Im sorry, but there’s just no more room in the raft. Now, swim over and get me a biscuit!

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The comfort monkey strikes again! (Not a real monkey. No pillows or blankies were hurt during the making of this post. A couple of biscuits did however make the ultimate sacrifice).