Kris Monan

Feed children in Africa for 9cents a day, cause they eat pennies

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

@HulkHogan your beer tastes like someone ran vinegar through an opossum corpse then canned it. #GreatAmericanBeer is shit just like you hotdog skin!

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

@TheBonfireSXM really surprised Ray Lewis never did a gospel rap album

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

@TheBonfireSXM gas huffing #WhiteTrashOlympics

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

@TheBonfireSXM who can keep their hand on the homo the longest #WhiteTrashOlympics

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

@TheBonfireSXM road kill cook off #WhiteTrashOlympics

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

@TheBonfireSXM metal scrapping and 2 liter chew spit race #whitetrasholympics

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

#i'mtryintodrinkawaythepartofthedaythaticannotsleepaway

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

#ihopejimneverfindshistooth

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

@WorkaholicAdam a queef will never sound as bad as a coldplay song

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

@Blake Henderson a queef will never sound as bad as a coldplay song

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

@Blake Henderson a queef will never sound as bad as a coldplay song brah

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

I'm sick of all these fuckin hat rules #fuuuuucccckkkkk

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

Great thing about bein in a loud bar: you can fart as loud as you want and nobody knows #shittinandgettin

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

@Terry5710 yuck it up asshole

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

#Spartacusisnotmyname

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

Fuckin twitterless jim #incapable

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

@genius_in_blue all time favorite tweet of the day, makes me miss #gettinweird

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

Eat my shit Eddie money #80'sSuck

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

@genius_in_blue this weekend= #monkeybusiness

[Kris Monan @AkBornBarbarian]

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