Alex Kahuha

Husband/father. social media sarcastic ☝️

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

@Honcalebamisi Leas by example and resign from ODM.

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Jesus is Lord
📍Kisumu

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

This house design has a permanent residence in my mind. It is a dream.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

It's the World Cup season, and tackles are flying all over the place. Someone call the medical team for Kalonzo Musyoka.

[Alex Kahuha @AkKahuha]

Mia bin mia🤣🤣💯

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

An MP who is always available for pressers, interviews and economic analysis forums but unavailable to vote over crucial matters like the finance bill is a fraud.

[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

Jofri emergency fundraiser two days ago.

Reason: Olkalou.

Their own internal poll show a sharp rise of UDA candidate, Muchina.

The 4th President has a candidate in the race and therefore can not finance that other party.

Other decisions in the meeting..

1. Enhanced Intentional inflammatory remarks, the idea being to attract summons or arrest, with a view of attracting sympathy.

2. Mobilization for June 25th Demos countrywide and enhanced in Olkalou.

3. Jofri, to ignore 45 days leave and land in Olkalou on 5th July, 2026, to save the campaign.

4. 150m raised for Olkalou campaigns.

Sina Mengi ya kusema.

[Alex Kahuha @AkKahuha]

😂😂😂25 sausands 😜

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

@Honcalebamisi How many likes do we give you today for this, Son of Mr. Gikubu? 😂😂

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Makueni Senator Dan Maanzo left Citizen TV studios this morning feeling dizzy and having loss of appetite.

Doctors have since discharged him, after discovering he was suffering from aggravated injuries he's suffered from carrying Kalonzo Musyoka on his back since 2006.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

CJ Maraga...How did you pay for your Kids to attend the Elite St Andrews Turi? How did you pay for your kids to study at top English Universities? What is source of the millions you used to buy your kids expensive apartments in exclusive hoods in Nairobi? On a salary of Kshs 400k?

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

Huyu ndio anatolewa na RiggyG kweli

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

During a meeting with President of Kenya @WilliamsRuto, we discussed the development of high-tech cooperation across various sectors: investment attraction, agriculture, and education. We are ready to share our experience with Kenya and implement joint projects. We agreed that our teams will work out the details of possible cooperation.

I thank Kenya for supporting Ukraine’s resolutions in the United Nations General Assembly. We also paid special attention to cooperation within international organizations.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Huko nyuma mnatuona vizuri? Sisi Ndio Kenya.

[Njeri Thorne @NjeriBt]

Ruto is heading to the G7 Leaders Summit in Evian France at the personal invitation of President Emmanuel Macron This is historic recognition of Rutos masterful leadership as he proudly represents Africa championing investment trade job creation and bold economic transformation. We should be proud. Super proud.

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

The Japanese have a culture of not littering. Even when they travel abroad for the World Cup to support their national team, the fans stay behind after matches to clean up the stadium before leaving. Meanwhile in Kenya... Park n Chill kidogo tushageuza that area a dumpsite.

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

Places in the bible and what they’re called today;

1. Persia - Iran
2. Babylonia - Iraq
3. Aram - Syria
4. Cush - Sudan
5. Sodom and Gomorrah - South Africa
6. Ammon - Jordan
7. Phoenicia - Lebanon
8. Hell fire - Nigeria

[Zuhum 🏆🥇🔴⚪️ @zuhumomar]

Peter Drury: “Morocco haven’t lost a game since they lost to Kenya last year in Nairobi.”

🇰🇪❤️

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

@Honcalebamisi You're in the villages mounting other men from behind instead of tabling the impeachment motion that you collected likes to do. Bure kabisa!

[Amb Sebastian Groth 🇩🇪🇪🇺 @Diplo_Jazz]

Hey guys, greetings from 🇩🇪 Ujerumani. Unfortunately 🇰🇪 not qualified for the Football World Cup. Yet am promoting your team wearing this nice jacket 😎. Hope you support the „Mannschaft“.

[Hon Gideon Kimaiyo, PhD @GideonKimaiyo_]

Uyu anatuona nini yake??

[Edem Goget’em @iamedem]

Instead of training for the World Cup ..You are busy saying “Go bek “ Go bek”