Natalie_May

Comedian, ex-wifey, winner of generic trophies.

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I can make it to an 8am eyebrow appt after no sleep but Ive given up entire careers before because I couldnt wake up #medschooldropout

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FUCK Reddit. They are against the 1st Amendment and violate terms against free speech!!

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I don't care who it is or how happy I am, I will never share a @facebook account with my Significant Other.

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Go sports! 🏒🥅⛸ @pdxwinterhawks

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#tbt to when I used my mom's work papers as an outlet for my "creativity" & found it hilarious #balls #weiner #SuperBadIRL #creativekid

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Maybe not the best choice for jury duty today, but this needs to happen.

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A homeless guy offered me the rest of his sandwich yesterday,so either Portland is the world's nicest city or this diet is working #pdx

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My dad recently discovered @reddit...

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"Abs are made in the kitchen"-Jeffrey Dahmer & fitness people #Friyay #FitnessFriday

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I need to remind myself that just because I'm wearing sunglasses,people can still see me. Sry family with little kids I've scarred for life🕶

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"My daughter is so cute-she walked up to a tree & said 'I ain't fuckin' pregnant' and slapped it"-mom at the pool just now

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Suns out~parents with neck tattoos ignoring their kids while they almost drown in the pool out☀️ #DIYTankTops

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🤦🏻‍♀️ #Monday

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The next dog I adopt I'm totally naming "Peeves"

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@BrentKOIN @KOINNews 😢

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There's a very small window of time I can spend around my family before I turn into Sean Spicer #SeanSpicer #Spicey

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My surgery tomorrow was cancelled & I'm devastated.I was so excited to sleep for days,avoid people, and take painkillers for a valid reason

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The answer to that last question is "a lot." Also, my friend came over and is cleaning my house at 1:30 am while incredibly high.

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Do you know how many times I wish I could have used that Conway Twitty cutaway from @FamilyGuyonFOX in real life? #MrConwayTwitty #FamilyGuy

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My Instagram feed is an odd mix of fitness pages combined with accounts solely dedicated to pictures of cakes #dessertsidliketofuck

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New form of revenge-dropping someone off in downtown Portland & yelling "TRUMP SUPPORTER!!" #PDX #PortlandOregon #GMOFreeMace #PDXJustice