Abiodun Akanbi (Jr)

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[sapele water @akanji_tomiwa]

Nigerians dey fool wella sha, see the baba security for back; wetin him put for neck? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Pøgba Senior @TheSaItIsHere]

INEOS spent all this money hiring people like Berrada and Wilcox for a "football infrastructure." These lot have a worse hit rate than Ed Woodward whose entire football philosophy was signing players purely based on how cool their announcement video would be

[Uduak (Petite_awesomeness) @theshortiesalon]

Charging 10 to 20 million for the hall, yet guests are fanning themselves because of inadequate cooling. This unending mediocrity reflects a lack of an excellence mentality.

[Jessica @Ivy__Gold]

All these exist because of low self esteem.
Wetin go make you believe say na only N5.3m worth of makeup go make you fine???
Naso you worwor reach? 🤣

[ᵍᵒʰᵃⁿ Mokoena @vsejanea]

Kerry Washington when the script says she's sleeping w a yt politician and cheating

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

The gym is where you discover your left and right sides aren't equally strong.

[Oluwadamilare Ffs 🌺 @xxfw1da]

just look at what he’s doing to getafe defenders, they’ll never allow him do this in the premier league…

[ZAZA🇦🇷🇪🇸 @_Zayyad___]

The gimmick of a run he does after playing trash is insane 😂😂

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

He recreated that superman picture 😭

[pabla 💌 (en crisis existencial) @PablaLunar]

Messi es mil veces más importante que el presidente

[Zirkwood @zirkwood_]

Are you aware of the concept of time, Matthew? And that the past and present are, in fact, two completely different things.

[V @TheRetroVay]

Jerked by the Villains 💦😂😂😂😂

[anomali @Anomali210830]

Happy Pythagorean Theorem Day!

10/24/26

10² + 24² = 26²

This is the last one we’ll experience in our lifetime.

[W‼️ @willivvmsF]

Acheter sa PS5 et rentrer la déballer Top 3 des plus grande sensation de l’histoire

[Josh Norris @JoshNorris]

This goes HARD

[DAVESON™ @Davesonude]

People don’t even understand this Princess award, they think its a normal award.
They are even joking with it.

This is an award that Nelson Mandela has won o.
Its not just a sports award. It recognizes outstanding performances across many fields including, Science, Literature, and arts.

That’s why you’re seeing Kings and Queens and prime ministers present at the award.
Do you see ishowspeed there?
No, because its not a football award where anyone can come.

Messi is him abeg🐐

[DafdafTheGoatHerder @MadridistaDave]

Life is so much more peaceful when you consume sport like this. I don't know how you player fc folks manage. Writing epistles and fan fiction cause you've decided to live vicariously through a millionaire footballer.

[Danielle ✿ 🇬🇷 @DVSGains]

The gym is one of the only places in life where the effort you put in is the exact result you get out. No luck. No favoritism. No shortcuts. Just work. I love that about it.

[603° @demetrius3244]

Nothing performative in not being excited about an admin using pidgin

It’s 2026 idk how it still excites you guys 😭