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ｾｸが上手い男は最初に触る場所でわかる

🥉普通
・おっ🥧
・唇
・おsiri
すぐ本番に入ろうとする。

🥈ちょい上手
・耳の裏
・二の腕
・首筋
少し視点をずらす余裕がある。

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[Àkànjí @AkanbiSamson13]

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最悪のAIモデルを削除して

[Àkànjí @AkanbiSamson13]

1歳10ヶ月の娘、、
朝ごはんこれでいいよね？
もうお母さん色々疲れたよ…

[Àkànjí @AkanbiSamson13]

本日の育児漫画です
俺もよくわからなかったよ

[Àkànjí @AkanbiSamson13]

新しい掃除スタイル 😲

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突然ですが問題です。
新鮮な白菜はどっち？

[Àkànjí @AkanbiSamson13]

人生で何をしようとも、神様のためにも…この隣人になるな。

[Àkànjí @AkanbiSamson13]

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[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Is One Man, One Wife Behind The Prostrate Cancer 'Epidemic' In The Black Race

Black men have the highest incidence of prostate cancer on Earth, bar none. While Arab men have the lowest incidence of prostate cancer in the world.

The risk of developing prostate cancer is 27% for Black males, 12% for White males, and 7% for Asian males in the MENA Region.

While one out of every eight White males on Earth will have protester cancer, which is the leading form of cancer in men, one out of four Black men will develop prostate cancer. The rate in men of African origin is double that of White men. Asians are the least likely to develop prostate cancer, with a probability of one in thirteen.

What is behind this troubling statistic?

If men and women are to be honest, they will accept that there are very few men able to be sexually faithful to only one woman. And why? It is not because men are dogs or men are scum. The truth is that men are naturally polygamous. And forcing men into monogamy will always lead to crises in society.

Man is a mammal. How many mammals are monogamous?

Please fact-check me: The best and most natural way to reduce the risk of prostate cancer in many is to have sexual intercourse at least twenty times a month. If you do, you reduce your likelihood of developing prostate cancer by 20%.

Now, let me ask you an honest question. How many women can withstand that in a month?

The logic, backed up by scientific data from Harvard Medical School, is just common sense.

If you leave fuel/gasoline/petrol in cars for three months without driving them, they will start to degrade and damage the car. For health and safety, if you have fuel in your car, you are advised to drive it regularly.

Our Creator did not design the prostrate to store the male reproductive fluid for long periods. It was styled to release it at regular intervals.

And my Christian readers will say Christianity forbids polygamy. Not true. European Christendom forbids it. But there is no biblical prohibition against polygamy except you are a bishop, deacon or elder (another name for deacon):

"A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife"-1 Timothy 3:2.

"A deacon must be the husband of but one wife"-1 Timothy 3:12.

"An elder must be blameless, the husband of but one wife."-Titus 1:6.

If polygamy was not a standard and sinless practice, why would Paul be specific about monogamy for Bishops or deacons? There would be no need for specificity if everyone practised monogamy.

If you look at the prophets of the Jewish Scriptures, many of them were polygamists, including Jacob, also known as Israel, for whom the nation of Israel is named, David, Solomon, Gideon, etc.

Could it be that Black men are more prone to prostate cancer than others because we are the most likely to stray from our traditional ways of life in place of a Western way of life?

Think about that.

But now, let us talk about solutions.

Even if you do not believe in polygamy, there are other ways you can reduce your risk of prostate cancer.

The number one expert on lifespan demographics on Earth is the German Sven Drefahl. After studying two million people, he established that a man can increase his lifespan by 4% simply by marrying a woman sixteen years younger than him.

Please fact-check me.

That statistic is spectacularly coincidental when taken with the data from Harvard, which shows that having intercourse at least twenty times a month reduces your risk of prostate cancer by 20%.

A woman your age is unlikely to withstand intercourse twenty or more times a month. But a young Lolita... Well, I leave that to your imagination.

Reno Omokri

Gospeller. Deep Thinker. #TableShaker. Ruffler of the Feathers of Obidents. #1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years. Hodophile. Hollywood Magazine Humanitarian of the Year, 2019. Business Insider Influencer of the Year 2022. 21st Most Talked About Person in Africa, 2024.

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

The Many Lies and Fake News Spread By Peter Obi

Just yesterday, Peter Obi kicked off his 2025 lying season with the New Year with Gbajue, saying that the National Grid had collapsed, when, in fact, it had not collapsed, and was instead experiencing increased capacity. When his lie was exposed, Peter Obi was forced to apologise. But it is a pattern with him.

In 2024, Peter Obi began the New Year by lying that Tanzania had produced so much energy that it had met all its power needs and had to shut down its dams.

Tanzania shut its dams after Cyclone Hidaya flooded its major dams. At the time Peter Obi was spreading his lies that they had met their power needs, Tanzania was, in reality, facing nationwide power blackouts.

The following week, in 2024, Peter Obi then lied that it was a national disgrace for Nigeria to receive wheat donations from Ukraine.

However, he failed to tell Nigerians that Egypt, a country he visited, praised, and urged Nigeria to learn from, also received grain donations from Ukraine and is more dependent on Ukraine for its wheat than Nigeria.

That completely destroyed his argument that it was a national disgrace for Nigeria to receive grain donations from Ukraine. Or does Peter Obi no longer admire Egypt?

Last year, he also lied that a subsisting court judgment ordered the release of Nnamdi Kanu, and President Tinubu refused to obey it. Contrary to Peter Obi's IPOB-inspired lies, in a unanimous ruling on December 15, 2023, the Supreme Court ruled that Nnamdi Kanu had a case to answer for treason. After that, on May 20, 2024, the Federal High Court sitting in Abuja ruled that Nnamdi Kanu should be denied bail.

Peter Obi also claimed that 'I studied marketing at Harvard'. Peter Obi did not study at Harvard. He went for a short course that usually takes two weeks at Harvard. To claim that he "studied at Harvard" based on that is deceptive, misleading, and manipulative. Peter Obi only has a first degree, a Second-Class Lower in Philosophy from the University of Nigeria, Nsukka. Of all the Presidential candidates during the #NigerianElections2023, Peter Obi was the least educationally competent.

Mr. Obi then coiled that he loves Muslims. Actually, Peter Obi plotted a "religious war" (his exact words) against the Muslim Ummah in a leaked audio by Peoples Gazette. He vowed to sue Peoples Gazette. However, more than a year later, he has not sued. Moreover, when asked directly by Charles Aniagolu on Arise TV if that was him on the tape, Peter Obi refused to answer, though the question was repeated thrice.

On January 14, Peter Obi lied that President Tinubu paid for 1411 people to attend #COP28 with government money. The truth is that only 422 of Nigeria's delegates were publicly funded, and not all of those publicly funded were financed by the Presidency.

Peter Obi next criticised the National Assembly for buying 400 SUVs and said he would have used such monies better. Actually, it turned out that Peter Obi had purchased 400 SUVs for Anambra Igwes when he was Governor.

He thereafter posted on social media that the timing of the Lagos demolitions to prevent flooding was wrong. Yet Peter Obi personally led a demolition team to demolish illegal structures as Anambra Governor. Additionally, he said NOTHING when Soludo demolished structures inAnambra simultaneously as Lagos.

Before that, on November 22, 2023, Peter Obi lied that he accompanied the President of America on a trip. That was a lie. Official records on the White House website indicate otherwise.

Why does Peter Obi lie so much? Why does he spread fake news about Nigeria? Nobody really knows. But one thing is certain: if such a liar ever makes his way into Aso Rock as President, his lies could trigger another civil war in Nigeria.

Can an ethnically heterogeneous and religiously diverse nation survive a committed liar and propounder of fake statistics, as Peter Obi as President? I doubt it. I seriously doubt it.

[Àkànjí @AkanbiSamson13]

@abdullahayofel This is fantastic
I love it

[Gbotemi @confindence24]

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[Àkànjí @AkanbiSamson13]

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[Vance Murphy @vancemurphy]

I don’t care who I offend, but we need to ban Islam in the United States.

It has destroyed everything it ever touched.

[Àkànjí @AkanbiSamson13]

@unrulyking00 Fantastic

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@abdullahayofel Too deep if you ask me

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Is El-Rufai Right About President Tinubu's Yorubacentric Agenda to Yorubanise Government?

I honestly cannot fathom why anyone, basing their judgement on intellectual arguments alone, can truthfully accuse President Bola Tinubu of having a Yorubacentric agenda for the Nigerian National Petroleum Company Limited and the financial sector.

I would have ignored this shoddy piece of propaganda were it not for the fact that no less a personality than the former Governor of Kaduna, Nasir el-Rufai, elected to peddle this ethnic baiting dog whistle.

Coming from him, that fallacy cannot go unchallenged.

The facts do not support that argument. Even if it were true that President Bola Tinubu is considering the appointment of a Yoruba Northerner as Group Chief Executive Officer, it would still not be accurate.

Let us consider the facts. Please find below a breakdown of the current management of the NNPCL

Chief Pius Akinyelure: Non-Executive Board Chairman-Southwest
Mallam Mele Kolo Kyari: Group Chief Executive Officer-Northeast
Adedapo Segun: Chief Financial Officer-Southwest
Mr. Ledum Mitee: Non-Executive Director-South-South
Mr. Musa Tumsa: Non-Executive Director-Northeast
Mr. Ghali Muhammad: Non-Executive Director-Northcentral
Prof. Mustapha Aliyu: Non-Executive Director-Northwest
Mr. David Ogbodo: Non-Executive Director-Southeast
Ms. Eunice Thomas: Non-Executive Director-South-South

Now, if you look at the board of the NNPCL, whose members are listed above, only two board member are from the Southwest.

Now, let us look at those who have direct executive oversight authority over the NNPCL.

Heineken Lokpobori: Minister of State for Petroleum Resources (Oil)-South-South
Ekperikpe Ekpo: Minister of State for Petroleum Resources (Gas)-South-South
Ambassador Nicholas Agbo Ella: Permanent Secretary, Federal Ministry of Petroleum Resources-North-Central

From the above, how can anybody honestly project to the Nigerian people that President Tinubu is Yorubacentric in his appointments at the NNPCL? It beggars belief.

If there is any dominance at all, then that hegemony is in favour of the South-South, who are the most represented on the board and cabinet-level with authority over NNPCL. Then you have the Northwest, Northeast, and North-Central.

Now, even if you want to go to the ridiculous extent of scrutinising those in the lower cadre of the NNPCL, you will find that, with the exception of possibly two positions, all of those posts were filled by General Buhari.

Therefore to say that a Yoruba heads every consequential agency in finance in Nigeria is not only without basis, it is capable of causing the type of market ripples that negatively affect the All Share Index of the Nigerian Stock Exchange.

When you mention finance, you use a broad brush that includes revenue-generating agencies. And the highest revenue-generating agencies in Nigeria are not the Central Bank of Nigeria or the Ministry of Finance.

In Nigeria, other than the NNPCL, the Nigerian Ports Authority, the Federal Airport Authority of Nigeria, the Nigerian Communication Commission, the Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency, and the Nigerian Deposit Insurance Corporation are the top five revenue earners for the Federal Government. Please fact-check me.

Only two of these six agencies (when you add NNPCL) are headed by people from the Southwest.

The CEO of the NNPCL, Mele Kyari, is from the Northeast
The CEO of the Nigerian Ports Authority, Abubakar Dantsoho, is from the Northeast
The MD of the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria, Mrs. Olubunmi Oluwaseun Kuku, is from the Southwest
The CEO of the Nigerian Communications Commission, Dr. Aminu Maida, is from the Northwest
The CEO of the Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency, Dayo Mobereola, is from the Southwest
The CEO of the Nigerian Deposit Insurance Corporation, Bello Hassan, is from the Northwest

Flowing from the above, where is the Yorubanisation or Yorubacentricity?

[Àkànjí @AkanbiSamson13]

@femsyn Sharia Law is inconsistent and unconstitutional sef. The law which encourages amputation is repugnant to natural justice, equity and good conscience.