Surviving Mondays: A Lagos Memoir
I woke up this morning with all the enthusiasm of a phone on 1%—blinking, begging for more life. Another Monday. Another alarm I snoozed twice before dragging myself off the bed like an unpaid intern.
@iam_veeberry@Officialchike So how can you tell that he hasn’t confessed to God and asked for forgiveness?
Or was he supposed to set camera to do that?
@badManhussein_@Iam_sistabibi@peace_iwueze So what part is the man using to cheat?
The public part?
See cheating is bad man or woman
Don’t say women, private part whatever
It’s not ideal. Especially as a man
You’re supposed to be the role model for the home, the head. It’s embarrassing if you’re found cheating
@OpeoluwaMargret@OloriOfOloris@MekaWrights Why?
You’re using social media marriages as a blueprint?
You need to also know that it’s the negative ones that trend the most. There are a lot of beautiful marriages out there but we don’t pay attention to them.
@new_dawn67@yabaleftonline She will be a prostitute for the rest of her life?
As how?
Do you know that there’d be fresh new men in her dms rn?
Do you think this is Hollywood or 1992?
Hmmm lmao💀