Deidara | Resident Menace

'Art is an Explosion, and there are different types of explosions.' #TheFrenchiestFry/#ℙ𝕒𝕕𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕥 •RP|MV/MS|Gay|Submissive|18+|MC• #NSFW/SFW #NRP

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

"Some people wouldn't know true art if it bit them on the face."

•Returning Deidara
•Will Ship on chem
•Brat Energy. Be warned.
•A TRUE artist
•Also a cat (see below for more info)
•MDNI
•Lewd mostly in DMs
•Face of #TheFrenchiestFry/#ℙ𝕒𝕕𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕥 https

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

//ohmygod why am I getting sex toy ads all over all my accounts WHAT DID I DO TO MAKE THE ALGORITHMS THINK THIS IS WHAT I WANTED HELP

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

@crimsonstrings_ //they/he! Yours?

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

@T00L0VEl The blonde lands his flying creation and tugs the box off and onto the sand, carefully dragging it away from the clay bird. It's. Heavy. But he eventually sits on it to wait.

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

@T00L0VEl He's on his way with a giant box. He has to fly it there, but he'll stop just outside the village.

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

@T00L0VEl Well, it's not like he can stick around to pull everything out! He's not exactly supposed to be there! Unless he gets temporary permission...

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

@T00L0VEl .... He'll sneak drop it off and leave it open

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

@T00L0VEl It'll be explosive free! Nothing but ginger tea and coffee!

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

@T00L0VEl Hey, he's not gonna poison it! That's Sasori's thing, not his.

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

@T00L0VEl If there's suddenly a large delivery of the stuff with no return address or name, best just not ask where it came from

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

NOT TELLING

[【 Naruko 】Uzumaki @KitsuneHolder]

HOW DID YOU GET IN THERE???

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

@T00L0VEl It's hard! Even short term. Long term sounds awful. He can't imagine always living like this. Perhaps he'll send an anonymous delivery of coffee...

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

//friend: *remakes Naruko*
Me: *IMMEDIATELY delves back into the same crack shit like we never left*

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

CANT GET ME IF IM IN THE WALLS

[【 Naruko 】Uzumaki @KitsuneHolder]

I'm getting the spray bottle

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

@T00L0VEl Sleep is hard. Especially when being forced to be up early. He is exhaustion. How does Gaara function?

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

N O I LIVE HERE NOW

[【 Naruko 】Uzumaki @KitsuneHolder]

GET OUT OF MY WALLS

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

@T00L0VEl Chase instincts activated. May attempt to pounce.

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

He's broken in to @KitsuneHolder's house. HES IN THE WALLS

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

//feel like I'm back in school with how fucked my sleep is

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

//I'm alive and available to write, I am just SEVERELY SLEEP DEPRIVED and will vanish at a moments notice bc my already limited attention span it at -67%

This work training schedule is KILLING ME

[Deidara | Resident Menace @AkatsukiBrat]

Sleep deprived bomber cat antics time. Cue knocking EVERYTHING off the counters.