Champagne Katzin

Sometimes I like to pretend like I know what I'm doing

[Champagne Katzin @AkatzinLopez]

@England god dammit

[Champagne Katzin @AkatzinLopez]

@Pokemon @PokemonTCG fuck you for allowing all these parasites to ruin the hobby

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​Trump’s sons became partners in a Kazakh mining company.

​Right after the company received a $1.6 billion government contract in the US!

​Are we having fun yet, America?

[Champagne Katzin @AkatzinLopez]

@realDonaldTrump you fucking ugly misshapen piece of shit you’ll have AC blowing on you for your speech so it won’t be remotely impressive you fucking pussy ass coward.
Bet you won’t do it in the raw heat you weak turd

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Police killed a Black baby and then lied about the circumstances leading up to the shooting

[Champagne Katzin @AkatzinLopez]

@PokemonRestocks ts ain't even last 2 seconds lol

[Champagne Katzin @AkatzinLopez]

@PokemonRestocks Snagged a dub 🙏🏾

[Champagne Katzin @AkatzinLopez]

@PokemonRestocks I had it in my clutches then bitch ass @Target made me confirm the CVC code you fucking cocksuckers fuck you @Target

[Champagne Katzin @AkatzinLopez]

@Chilis put one in the Lloyd Center dammit

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

So what did Don Jr just pull out of his coat pocket and put in his mouth?

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

And yall thought Obama was gonna make the White House “ghetto”…. Look at THIS hoodrat shit

[Champagne Katzin @AkatzinLopez]

@PokemonTCGP sleep with both eyes open

[Champagne Katzin @AkatzinLopez]

No, Pokemon has a you problem

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

I got a Pokémon problem

[Champagne Katzin @AkatzinLopez]

@LoganPaul No. Pokemon has a you problem

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion

[💗 @ma1ybe]

WAIT??? NOT. Drag queen? Or a lesbian? Or a gay man? Or a non binary?? BUT A STRAIGHT? WHITE? CONSERVATIVE? MAN???? 🥸🥸🥸 hmm HAPPY PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Champagne Katzin @AkatzinLopez]

@PokemonRestocks Finally got a dub 😭 🙏🏾

[Champagne Katzin @AkatzinLopez]

@PokemonRestocks I despise this site with a burning passion. I had a decent spot and it refreshed itself

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Craig Long, a large MAGA influencer, has been arrested in a child predator and human trafficking sting in Florida.

He offered an undercover detective posing as a prostitute $100 for "something quick." He is married.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Pardoned Jan. 6 rioter Ryan Yates has been arrested in a child predator sting in Florida.

The sheriff said, "He got away with it with a federal system. But not here."