I only like & retweet

I don't know about you, but I live my life..

[Arjun Rathore @Oiarjunrathore]

Because humanity would try to put their d!ck in it. And if they did, they wouldn't be breathing anymore.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

“still busy , I’ll transfer the money tomorrow”
does it not take less than 2 minutes to send money ??😭

[5 People @_MtuTano]

Bro to Bro: May we never go with flowers and chocolate where others go with lubricant and condoms.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Most people check their breath by blowing into their hand. That doesn’t work because the air moves too fast for you to smell anything.

The best way to check is to lick the back of your hand. Wait 5 seconds. Then smell it.

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

unfortunately, my parents wouldn't be able to tell you my favourite colour, favourite food, my hobbies, my favourite song, or my talents. But they'll be able to tell you how lazy I am and what kind of a difficult child I can be

[Boickie_Tuning_86⚠️‼️ @Boickie_na]

Stop driving snow weather tires in Namibia shipped with cars from Europe. They will burst ndee etoni.

[Jm.autos 🚗 @WilJay_1]

A man without a car understands distance differently.

[YOU ARE UGLY BUT I @MalumeRichie]

Can’t believe our parents made us sit down on the floor because coaches were for elders😭😭😭🤣🤣😂

[Cota Siy @SimonSimonJr1]

Stay away from Automatic VW😭
TCM and Mechatronics will show you flames

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the army is?

Every time I ask someone, they say, “It’s private.”

[Bathong Tshepo @TshepoBacela]

Teachers, when you give our kids homework, at least WhatsApp us the answers privately instead of making us look extremely dull 🙄

[` @KallaShiponga15]

If he dies, people of Qatar will just get 43 minutes each from their MTC?

[` @KallaShiponga15]

JUST IN: The 19-year-old father of the 28-year-old twins who committed robbery 30 years ago in Windhoek CBD was sentenced to 5 years in prison earlier today in the Windhoek High Court.

[Mimah ❤️ @Halimaprinces]

Avoid visiting orphanages to exhibit kindness when your late brother's children are struggling to secure a plate of food.

[KUKU CENA @CENABANTWAN]

Gents , leave the nose rings to the ladies man .

[Cota Siy @SimonSimonJr1]

At all cost, Avoid driving other people's cars

[Lęvį Q The Gaffer  @cartel114]

As you go home this December, please remember you are not a super hero . Don't try to solve everyone's financial problems

[💋 @kay_barbiie]

my contribution to society is that I take less than 5 minutes at an atm ..