Ian Parr

Misshapen bin bag of a man.
Rarely funny.
Tweet sporadically.
Political but rarely correct.
Can only count to 8.

[Ian Parr @AkelaYip]

@EvertonNewsFeed Knows the City.

[Ian Parr @AkelaYip]

@dave94670023 When did Everton go back to Chang? I must have missed that announcement.

[Ian Parr @AkelaYip]

@Sweetness_Sage @ElBobble Because loaning is free minus wages due to a clause in his contract.

[Ian Parr @AkelaYip]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Just as well, it's AI generated then.

[Ian Parr @AkelaYip]

@MarkN1878 They're no longer employed by them so think you're talking 🐂💩

[Ian Parr @AkelaYip]

@JerePoyhonen Would love you to do a UK tour. Or maybe I'll come to Finland can I sleep at yours?

[Ian Parr @AkelaYip]

@TheMaeMartin We want shower curtain pics!!

[Ian Parr @AkelaYip]

@chelseaperetti Hey I know this is a long shot but do you want to come to my wedding next year in the UK?

[RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton]

Photo of the Day: Warboats arrive at Portsmouth Boat Park ready for their renaming ceremonies. The boats will be renamed HMS (His Majesty's Ship) from the current HMS (Her Majesty's Ship)

Each renaming ceremony will cost just £80,005 and last 3 days

Photographed from a Canberra

[Ian Parr @AkelaYip]

Rumour has it Jurgen Klopp is getting the keys to the City today. #LFC #LiverpoolFC #JurgenKlopp #Klopp #KeysToTheCity #LiverpoolNapoli #LiverpoolEcho

[Ian Parr @AkelaYip]

@elonmusk Just a quick question, can I have a blue tick?

[Ian Parr @AkelaYip]

@Everton ✈️🐖

[Ian Parr @AkelaYip]

@supertanskiii I assume this is what it sounds like when you don't know English and you have a gammon faced c*nt shouting "oi TWO ✌️of THEM 👉"

[Ian Parr @AkelaYip]

@PG_kamiya How about you pay your VA you melted pop figure.

[Ian Parr @AkelaYip]

@alibi_channel Hey when are you going to finish season 2 of Evil you started the replay of them and stopped on episode 4?!

[The Black Watch @TheBlackWatch3]

Coady has completed his medical at Everton, and is now an Everton player, just waiting on official announcement from the club. #EFC #WolvesFC #Coady #TransferNews

[The Black Watch @TheBlackWatch3]

Gueye’s in Merseyside in order to undergo medical tests and sign as new Everton player. #EFC #Everton #PSG #Gueye #TransferNews

[The Black Watch @TheBlackWatch3]

Everton still want Morgan Gibbs-White but will we meet Wolves valuation is yet to be seen. The release clause for Maxwel Cornet is likely to be met, just a matter of time now. #EFC #Everton #Wolves #Burnley #MGW #CORNET

[The Black Watch @TheBlackWatch3]

Tottenham have signed Richarlison on a permanent deal. First part of paperworks now signed with Everton, after full agreement on personal terms. Fee is likely £60m, £50m upfront £10m in add ons #EFC #THFC #Richarlison

[The Black Watch @TheBlackWatch3]

Tottenham and Arsenal have an interest in Richarlison this summer however Chelsea are expected to blow them out the water.

#EFC #Richarlison #Arsenal #ChelseaFC #Tottenham
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