Justin Byrd

[Justin Byrd @AkhApep]

@DarkQueenHelba @altonbrown @FoodNetwork They gave him a 77 year subscription. I'd be willing to bet the service will be obsolete before that expires

[Justin Byrd @AkhApep]

@woodsgirl @NaturelsWeird They live in Europe as well as N America and are the animal originally called elk. European settlers who had never seen one saw big deer and called them elk, and then needed a new name when they came across these guys.

[Justin Byrd @AkhApep]

@jephjacques @ironmouse By the end of the clip when she was just brokenly muttering "that's not Cuban bread that's not Cuban bread..."

[Justin Byrd @AkhApep]

@ClaraCosmia The very first time I saw the picture, I saw black and blue. Every damn time after that it's been white and gold, and I've never found a trick to force the switch

[Justin Byrd @AkhApep]

@gnomishchampion @choochoobear My first thought was a sentient, spherical boulder. No orifices or protrusions. It would literally be unfuckable to anything not large enough to insert the whole thing

[Justin Byrd @AkhApep]

@esbuchholz @lolennui Yup! Giant salamander, not sure if the one in the picture is the Japanese or Chinese species. There's an episode of River Monsters theorizing these guys might be the inspiration for the legendary kappa

[Gerald Shields @ImGeraldMan]

⁦@levarburton⁩ I can’t … sorry😂🤣😅😆

[Justin Byrd @AkhApep]

@UnseelieAllure Pretty sure that can be translated as, "Jaffa! Kree!"

[Justin Byrd @AkhApep]

@lartist Since a lot of channels have a pretty narrow focus on the type of content they produce, if you tell YouTube not to recommend those channels, it should at least help to reduce the number of those you see

[Justin Byrd @AkhApep]

@HeroJamesLynch @Heygirlfield @treadway_amber Perhaps they tried to explain it that way, but then why did his brother who stayed to run the vineyard have a French accent. Might be more plausible that he trained himself not to speak with the accent to be taken more seriously in Starfleet

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

.@thomaslennon and @alyankovic are best friends. #LSSC

[Justin Byrd @AkhApep]

@lartist I kept thinking about how uncomfortable it must be to wear that dress while it was being painted, and then they spray her down with the hose and talk about how cold it was. Couldn't they have used a dress form? She would have gotten a better look at it if she wasn't wearing it

[Justin Byrd @AkhApep]

@VonHitchofen @lolennui Except that cube of tungsten is only about 13.5 inches on a side

[Justin Byrd @AkhApep]

@ClaraCosmia If it "doesn't matter," wouldn't it have been quicker and easier for her to do as you asked rather than arguing with you

[Justin Byrd @AkhApep]

@KennethWReid @lartist Besides the result of a vaccination is your "natural immune system" protecting you from a pathogen it was exposed to in a way that didn't make you sick.

[Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain]

Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas.

I am approaching this with anthropological precision.

Here are a few observations.

[Bojangles @Bojangles]

Ok, we’re really doing this. 🎮 Retweet & follow for a chance to win a Big Bo Xbox Series X. (Yes, seriously)

[Justin Byrd @AkhApep]

@NamesScientific @Extinct_AnimaIs Argonaut is also another common name for the octopus known as a paper nautilus