Touseef Akhtar

Cricket flows in my veins... KXIP❤️❤️

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

If you ever feel useless just think Dhoni changed his bat when team needed 36 runs in 4 balls....

#CSKvsRR #IPL2020

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@HBJ3221 @udit_buch Pr India me Jio/Airtel ki already 80% market share par duopoly hai. Aur market m jitna zyada competition hoga, fayda to consumers ka hi hoga na bro.

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@HBJ3221 @udit_buch China exports isliye zyda h bcoz wo legacy supply chain hai jise todna ek raat ka kaam nhi. But policy wise US China ko ban kr rha h.
Aur topic US-China tha hi nhi. Point ye tha ki US m Starlink 10x dominating nhi h, waha heavy competition h.

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@udit_buch Ye to monopoly callout kr rha h na sir, dono same kaise hue?
One is monopoly in India, whereas in USA, there are still so many small and big operators out there apart from Starlink. People should have a choice, they’re going to buy it or not, that’s a different thing.

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@HBJ3221 @udit_buch USA m mostly chinese products banned h. USA khul k pehle se hi China ka boycott krta h. The relationship US have with China is completely different from the relationship India has with US.

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@Prithvi10_ @Variable_____ Bookmarked it. Will revisit tomorrow🤝

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@thefallingsweep Hausla mat tootne do is mahamanav ka😭

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@udit_buch Krunal Pandya can be a like to like replacement of Prasidh not Jadeja🤣

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@Its_CineHub Small correction, for SRK, it was 2004 not 2002. Ye Lamhe Judai Ke

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@Prithvi10_

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

4 hours for me today. Scored a 41 ball century too🤣

[Prithvi @Prithvi10_]

BEST 2 hours of the week ( life )

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@Prithvi10_ @whoshud @whoshud Bhai baar baar bnd pd jaate h, fr kisi chikne Pakistani ki video dikha k turn on krna pdta h🤣

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@ImAbhishek7_ Naah, Pollard to bahot dheere fenkta tha…..

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

My current favorite active cricketers from each country

🇳🇿 Matt Henry
🇿🇼 Blessing Muzarabani
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Josh Tongue (@Fancricket12 effect)
🇿🇦 Ryan Rickelton
🇵🇰 Shaheen Afridi
🇮🇪 George Dockrell
🇦🇺 Mitchell Starc
🇮🇳 Jasprit Bumrah
🌴 Shamar Joseph
🇱🇰 Pathum Nissanka
🇧🇩 Nahid Hassan

[Chatil Panditasekara @ChatilPandi]

My current favorite active cricketers from each country

🇳🇿 Daryll Mitchell
🇿🇼 Blessing Muzarabani
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Joe Root
🇿🇦 Kagiso Rabada
🇵🇰 Naseem Shah
🇮🇪 Lorcan Tucker
🇦🇺 Steve Smith
🇮🇳 Jasprit Bumrah
🌴 Shai Hope
🇱🇰 Kamindu Mendis
🇧🇩 Mehidy Hasan Miraz

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@udit_buch True tbh, that scene where his brother visits him in the Ashram, and offers him an apple, he forgot what to do with an apple. Then his brother shows him how to eat eat and then starts crying,,,,,,,
Omg one of the most toughest movies to watch..

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@Itsjat32 Every time someone says BND, a legend comes to my mind

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

Log unpopular opinion k chakkar m kuchh bhi bol rhe h😭😭😭

[B.H.Harsh @film_waala]

Poora gaana hi insufferable hai.. Yash ji got the most boring stuff out of Rahman

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@SloggSweep Hnn bro, Ranbir is a very good actor. I’m sure he’ll do good.

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@vmanjunath @royalenfield I’ve the same one. Amazing amazing machine. It even used to give mileage between 35-40 on highways, now dropped below 30🥲

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@_THE_MAN_IND Aur ye apne cheap trolls ko bhej dete h jo kuchh paiso k liye apna zameer bechne ko taiyar h. And I’m writing this long thread because I never expected you to post something like this. Agr aap bhi ye sb post kroge then I don’t know what to say.

[Touseef Akhtar @AkhtarNotShoaib]

@_THE_MAN_IND He’s paying insane amount of GST for every single thing he purchases, and look at what he’s getting in return. She said that “maine thodai karayi hai leak” abbe gadhi, jisne karayi h usse hi to jawab maang rhe h ye log, wo to chup chaap apne bilo m ghus k baithe h…..