No pork, no alcohol just a holy appetite for public money.
Halal prayers, haram theft.
They chew classrooms, swallow dispensaries, and wash it down with “development tours.”
Mosques are clean, sermons are loud, but the budget vanishes faster than rain in Wajir.
They fast publicly and feast privately on bursaries meant for orphans and roads that exist only in speeches.
Ask them about accountability and they’ll quote scripture.
Ask them about projects and they’ll point at dust.