akira

[ritualx @RitualFPS]

1st fast track fncs my split in grands

[👀 @hekikirky]

how it feels when i use "we" to talk about my football club

[🇨🇴 @PromisedAbysss]

Sneezed in class on purpose so I could farm bless you’s before my exam

[Quattro999 @AFCquattro999]

Went on a date without checking my bank balance

[Portugoatnacho#Messibdor @EmilioPorteqzq]

Heard a guy rolling a dice behind me on a multiple choice exam

[ellis @ lff @sum1saiditinnit]

when i hit 35-40 story likes on a photo of myself

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Did this nigga just growl at me

[nate. @f_jxr_]

almost said “i love you” first link

[Amar @ihyAmar]

Sold my team and bought a full women attack and midfield

[🇨🇴 @PromisedAbysss]

Tried doing quiet fart gimmick next to my crush and when I stood up my sweatpants had a shit stain on them

[XSET Twizz @419twizzz]

Malibuca P1ng and Wox just got 1v3d by Five Nights at Freddy's bot offspawn 😭

[🌐 @nosnusi]

skipped breakfast for weight loss just to demolish 20pc wings for lunch

[Los Pastelas @LosPastelas]

Mi cara cuando la descarga del GTA VI vaya por el 99% y sienta un caracol en el pie

[ay🎀 @Ayx_30]

when she rejects me straight
up instead of wasting my time.

[maffew☔️ @PRAYY4L0VE]

Laundered 900m for 1 UCL semi final in 11 years

[Mr.gimmick @Mofe143274]

Reduced my screen time on tiktok by being on twitter

[🇨🇴 @PromisedAbysss]

Watched a “15 signs you’re extremely intelligent” video and everything applied to me

[raphinhafcb @fcbraphinha1]

Started jerking off with my left hand to activate new neural pathways