Evelyn

Human raised by Humans
I like things and stuff. And food.

[Evelyn @AkitoAgenda]

@the_gunnarsson That's sad because I didn't even THINK of the website formerly known as Twitter 🤣 I just read the news instead.

[Evelyn @AkitoAgenda]

What do I *want* to be for Halloween?... In bed by 9.
What am I *actually* going to be? iunno, prolly pissed off and hangry.🤷‍♀️

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Frontier Airlines is giving away 2 tickets to TAYLOR SWIFT! Yep 😂 https://t.co/4lvWvbs7nZ

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My unsolicited review of #cokemove : You remember when you were little and your mom mixed cough medicine in your Coke to try to "cover" the taste? Anyway, try new Coke Move today! #limitededition #bringbackcinnamoncoke
#CocaCola

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There have been 233 mass shootings in the US. This year. TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY THREE. We're only 152 days into the year. #GunControlNow #NRA #AssaultWeaponsBan #ThisIsAmerica #wearenotokay

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Are you pro-fetus or pro-autonomy? #profetus #proautonomy #womensrights #RoeVWade #abortionrights #AbortionIsHealthcare #hellinahandbasket #ThisIsAmerica

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Between @Target & @SCOTUSblog Idk who's working harder to put us back in the 19th century
#targetdresschallenge #RoeVWade #RoeVsWade #SCOTUSWarOnWomen #WarOnWomen

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No, I'm not doing the #dropchallenge. My back hurts and I'm just trying to pick up my socks 😅😖

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Idk who needs to hear this, but you don't HAVE to keep it just because "it's just, like, a really good box"
#adulting #cleaning #decluttering

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@walmarthelp I'm not going to single out a specific WM, bc the one I do go to most is actually in better shape than a lot of others. It's just frustrating to go to ANY WM. Lack of prices and scanners is my biggest gripe. Also the app is terrible. Very inaccurate on stock levels too.

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Honestly @Walmart I hate you so much. There are no price scanners and employees say it's bc WM wants you to use the app. I LITERALLY scanned it from my WM app.

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@ToughTilly @Walmart EXACTLY. There's a Walmart 5 min from me but I normally drive 30 min to go to Target just so I can avoid WM. I normally get about 50% of what I go for bc everything is out of stock, and I leave several things @ the register each trip because I have to ask for prices.

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How can contact lenses be so tiny and thin and give me perfect vision but when I get glasses they're like half an inch thick? I don't understand #Science 😂

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@Gunnarssonnnn I'll make you breakfast 😂😘

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@GeorgeTakei @GeorgeTakei It's so hard to decide... I'm just happy when he screams because he has the best yell of all time 😂😂😂

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@XplodingUnicorn I worked briefly as a "Cheese Specialist." It was a GLORIOUS time. Tell little one to have faith😂

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He never heard from @UnspeakableGame but he did save up his money to get a hoodie. He bought a @MrBeast one instead though 😂

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My 10 year old is RELENTLESS in his quest to "go to Texas & meet Unspeakable" & to get an Unspeakable hoodie 😂 He asked me to post this for him 🤗 @UnspeakableGame #unspeakable

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#suezcanel #suezmemes #suezmeme #austinpowers

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Well, we've officially been in #lockdown for as long as it takes one of my kids to tell me what happened in a #YouTube video
#COVID19 #StayHome

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I never thought I would be able to retire before 40, but thanks to the lastest #Stimuluscheck all my dreams are coming true
@LeaderMcConnell #DREAMS #retirement #goals