Akivaga Jayuga

God, law, country music, Arsenal

[Papa Jay @papa_Jayuga]

There was a businessman in Nakuru called Fai Amario.

He would ensure he pays his workers in cash at dusk, then arrange for them to be mugged on their way home and have the money taken back.

That's exactly how Safaricom is behaving with these bundles.

[Papa Jay @papa_Jayuga]

If we proceed with this argument, yes we are supposed to have elections on 11th August 2026, and the next one on 13th August 2030.

HOWEVER, from there, the next election falls on 14th August 2035 since the second Tuesday of August 2034, which will be 8th August falls on year 4. Same to 2040.

I don't think the drafters of the Constitution and kenyans wanted to give themselves an election cycle that looks like 2022 → 2026 → 2030 → 2035 → 2040→ 2044 → 2049 etc, where some appear to last five years while others appear to last four years.

Let's just stick to the 5 years we know, or ammend the constitution and categorically state the four year term instead of being mathematicians every election cycle.

[Papa Jay @papa_Jayuga]

The Aisha Jumwa–Sifuna- Linda Mwananchi narrative is being pushed more aggressively by Ruto's supporters for reasons we all know. Sifuna supporters should stay focused. We should not let manufactured distractions derail the bigger mission.

[Papa Jay @papa_Jayuga]

Miguna says Ruto has achieved -1500% since taking office. That's how you know he's still a Ruto sympathiser. No objective person can give Ruto such a generous score. The correct figure is around -5000%.

[Papa Jay @papa_Jayuga]

The presidency of Edwin Sifuna must be treated as an emergency. Kenya is experiencing symptoms of a heart attack (Ruto) and must be rushed to Hospital (Sifuna).

[Papa Jay @papa_Jayuga]

Rachael Wangui got 11 votes in the Ol Kalou by-election. By the time you count family, friends, classmates, neighbours, campaign team and former colleagues, you should already be past 11. Even a few exes usually come through. Surely

[Papa Jay @papa_Jayuga]

Good luck to the Expressway investors. I'm not paying to use a road where I have to worry about being fined for driving above 80kph. I can't pay money just to risk paying even more money. I know quite a number of people who've stopped using the Expressway for exactly that reason.

[Papa Jay @papa_Jayuga]

If Ol Kalou has taught us anything, it's that women remain the backbone of political change. We will need them again next year August. Either fully informed or fully emotionally charged.

[Papa Jay @papa_Jayuga]

No sooner had we finished convincing ourselves that Nakuru is indeed a city than Thika became one too. Good afternoon from the newest City in Kenya, Thika City.

[Papa Jay @papa_Jayuga]

The BOLD newspaper decided to administer the medicine to State House using a BOLUS GUN!

[Papa Jay @papa_Jayuga]

You read a Kindiki tweet twice not because it's deep, but because you're trying to figure out whether he actually said anything. 😭

[Papa Jay @papa_Jayuga]

UDA : We shall win Ol Kalau elections the same way we won Mbeere. We shall defeat DCP and Gachagua

Ol Kalau Voters and DCP:

[Papa Jay @papa_Jayuga]

The life support machine keeping UDA alive in Mt. Kenya has officially been switched off in Ol Kalou. The monitors are now flatlining.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Political Parties Hygiene:

I have feeling that the retribution wheel has come full cycle on Uhuru Kenyatta, the portion that he used to serve small parties like Ford Kenya and others, with malicious pleasure are right now being served on him: Akivaga Ayuga

#AMLiveNTV @OBurrows

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

I support the Housing Fund, but I feel there has been a gap in communication of the policy… the govt means well: Akivaga Ayuga

#AMLiveNTV @OBurrows

[Akivaga Jayuga @akivagajayuga]

Inbox your number. We go to the ministry of tourism ASAP

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Today I was privileged to visit the National park indeed our wildlife is beautiful🔥 I also saw the extinct Columbus monkey

[Akivaga Jayuga @akivagajayuga]

@Merci_Cherotich Zero source. Just vibes

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Today someone asked dawa ya kutapika while travelling ni gani.

Someone told him dawa ni kukaa kiti ya mbele ama apande ndege.

Hamkuagi serious.🤣 Anyway dawa ni promethazine, ama metoclopramide.

RT widely ✅

[Simba & Simba Advocates LLP @SimbaAdvocates]

#IntellectualPropertyTuesday

Similarities in Trademarks - in the Context of the case of
CATERPILLAR (QINGZHOU) LIMITED (Appellant) VS MACHINERY WORLD LIMITED (Respondent) (2022) in which @swtspaps, Head of Intellectual Property Division, successfully represented the Respondent.

[Akivaga Jayuga @akivagajayuga]

@weak_spell Weka yeye kwa spam