Akko

glad everything is ok, thanks for checking in

[Cum🏂 @cremedupepe]

how life feels after your first kill

[sydney ⚢ @g0nerville]

puppygirl from New York be like "aye im bwarking here"

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Moderately unsuccessful in my recent dealings. And for that reason I am not to be thought of as a sexual being

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Put a load in this guy 😂

[g. @redfourd]

My victim keeps asking me why I’m killing him. I’m just crazy bro 😭

[i think @kutaiuranium]

using my fat infant as a projectile

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[tex @texmeplease]

putting on a fake mustache when going back for round two with my wife

[𝔰𝖙𝖊𝖎𝖓 @frenqanstein]

if my baby ugly ima vape on him a little

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

Intruders will enter your home and murder the most random roommate you have 😂

[kunk @gunk4188]

I'm just going to start eating people

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

flushing my dead 60 lb dog down the toilet like its a fish

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Oh don't you worry, I will be dealt with. My day is coming

[Feran🥷🏾 @ferangoncrazy]

3 abortions and you scared to hold my glock in yo purse…. Bitch you the killa

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

Dentist told me he's gonna give me straight teeth mmgghhgfghhh

[Emilk 🧟 @Emilk010]

when the joi lady randomly tells you to go kill your parents

[marty @josephlisgoe]

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

[Schizo Abe @psych0kn0t_]

What if instead of Craig’s list it was Craig’s lust and he just fucked you

[️️️️ ️️ ️️️️ ️ @15thkd]

Nigga play fighting with his white gf in the gym keeps looking over at me like I gaf