A. K. Nilsson Hanson

greasemonkey, visual artist, enthusiastic nerd, competitive napper

[A. K. Nilsson Hanson @Aklnhanson]

You all will be sorely disappointed.

[A. K. Nilsson Hanson @Aklnhanson]

@LoneStarBeer I don't get it

[Jillians @Jillians512]

@JortsTheCat
Official merch available in Austin, TX.
https://t.co/kcrspftJpQ

[Rosalind Riley @RosalindinKent]

In awe.

"Then you can take the $28 you didn’t spend and donate it to a strike fund" 😍

[Jeff Ruff @jeff_ruff]

Uh, WTF?

[A. K. Nilsson Hanson @Aklnhanson]

@SuezDiggerGuy Thaaaaat hit home, sir

[Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal @SuezDiggerGuy]

I got first call from my boss last Tuesday.
"Just need to move some mud from under a boat, that's it" - he said.
And now I have severe trust issues.

#SuezBLOCKED #SuezCrisis #Suez #Evergreenship #Evergiven

[Guy With The Digger At Suez Canal @SuezDiggerGuy]

THE SHIP MOVED!! Although just 17 metres but this is good indication. The tugboats are all sounding their foghorns in jubilation. 👏👏👏

#SuezBLOCKED #suezcanel #Suez #Evergreenship #Evergiven

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

The number of power outages for Texas is now at 1.7M, it was just at 1.5 a couple hours ago.

We've heard from multiple officials now that if you're one of the homes in the dark, you may not get power back on today: https://t.co/CQLKznmmtR

[Texas Storm Chasers @TxStormChasers]

Generational winter storm ongoing across Texas. Where the snow has stopped, temperatures are plummeting to record lows. #txwx

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human waited until TODAY. to ask me to be their valentine. it is a little insulting. they assumed i would not have plans already. i don’t. but still

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

This has to be the wildest winter weather alert map I've ever seen.

Every Oklahoma county is under a winter storm warning. So are all but five of Texas's 254 counties.

Snow could plaster parts of the Deep South, with dangerous icing south to Mexico and the beaches of Louisiana.

[scott macdonald @shifty3]

@Eve6 In the 90's, while in a band, all our gf's went to see the lemonheads.We told the gals 'well we're having a 'i hate Evan Dando party'.Then HE came back to the house with our gas and said 'I heard you're having a i like me party'?He then took all our drugs. Not cool Dando,not cool

[A. K. Nilsson Hanson @Aklnhanson]

@AnnaGHughes I think that was the fasted I've achieved tears of laughter
Thank you for this noble gift.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

just had a dinosaur that we didn’t make show up at our front gate

[A. K. Nilsson Hanson @Aklnhanson]

Essential worker here, right?
Mechanic.
Bachelor's of Fine Art. It's cool.
OFF TWO CONSECUTIVE DAYS.
Only needed 24hrs, cover to cover, minus sleep, some drinks, partner-time, etc

Don't know how to distill what this story brought me - so, simply, thank you.

[A. K. Nilsson Hanson @Aklnhanson]

@ferretthimself
Thank you.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

keep accidentally referring to the dinosaurs as “friends from work” and saying stuff at the dinner table with my family like “my friend from work ate a guest today”

[A. K. Nilsson Hanson @Aklnhanson]

@Hipstercrite @Jonny_Moon @GeniusGin Yes pls