Akneerude

who me? I know all your secrets. Muahahahahahaha.

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I want someone to look at me the way I look at my Instagram stories.

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What I want: snuggles.
What I have: struggles.

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What’s something you can say while having sex but also to the current government?

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What the people need: revolution.
What the govt needs: evolution.

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What the whole country is doing: reason.
What bhakts think we’re doing: treason

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2020 goals tbh: read more.
2020 goals irl: need more.

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Just realised that 2020 is a leap year, which means I have an EXTRA day to disappoint myself this year.

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Me in 2010: repressed.
Me in 2019: depressed.

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How I started the decade: repressed.
How I ended the decade: depressed.

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I posted a new video to Facebook https://t.co/TijnWdvp5I

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Career goals: Steve Jobs
Career in life: odd jobs

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How do I cancel my subscription to being an adult?

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Current life aspiration: peak hotness
Current life situation: peak hot mess

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My patronus is an open bar.

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If I fall in love with my anxiety issues, will it leave me too?

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What my nights should be: Netflix and chill
What my nights are though: Baygon and kill

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Is it really Monday if I don’t complain about how Monday is already here?

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What I wanted to wake up to: my soulmate.
What I woke up to instead: migraine.

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Fall in love. Fall out of love. Fall in love. Fall out of love. Fall in love. Fall out of love. Fall in love. Fall out of love.

Repeat till happy.

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What I want: Trust fund.
What I have: Trust issues.

#TrustIzWurst