Colin Akos

I'm gonna be where I'm at.

[hepi @hepi01967211]

Perguntei pra um mn aqui do trampo oq ele ia fazer na folga dele e ele me disse que ia se enforcar quando chegasse em casa

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

A robot in China wearing a clown wig roundhouse kicked a child in the stomach

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[chris @minombreeschris]

sólo este frame le ganó al comercial de Adidas

[ØnlyØdegaard @OnlyOdegaard]

Martin Ødegaard and the Norway national team did a Viking photoshoot before traveling to the US 🇳🇴🇺🇸

[LPC @landpalestine]

Israeli players say Albania team players cursed at them the whole game during the match between Israel and Albania

[Abier @abierkhatib]

These people are built differently…. bringing life into an apocalyptic reality.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[cel²⁸ 🐝 @piastrihearts]

5 minute showers and paper straws guys!

[constans @constans]

Amazing things are happening on X, the everything app

[renee ★ @sstudstallion]

ok bro

[Bruce @bruce_barrett]

I don’t want to hear about my carbon footprint ever again. https://t.co/cs8t9619dx

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

How MAGA thinks that crime works:

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

probably because you bombed their country and stole their oil

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[liam 🕸️ @liamxneedy]

the ai fruit isnt so funny now, is it?