ms. paper's first wife 🧚🏿‍♀️🍓

[Grace Auta @graceauta101_]

I don’t want a man to be obsessed with me. I want a man to be obsessed with giving me money.

[ms. paper's first wife 🧚🏿‍♀️🍓 @AkpanBrenda]

Omgg thank you guys so much
From the early birds to the last-minute planners, from the group chats to the “I’m definitely coming” messages ,you showed up, and now Black Market is officially SOLD OUT! 🎉. But pleasee 😭 September 26. TBS. #BlackMarketMovie

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

So those of you that send your penis to women unprovoked, what do you think will happen when they see it? That they will fall in love with you or?? Useless animals.

[ms. paper's first wife 🧚🏿‍♀️🍓 @AkpanBrenda]

Omo, I didn’t know Nollywood could get THIS big o 😭 wdym 50,000 people are coming to watch one movie?! #Blackmarketmovie

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

I’ll never do girl’s girl for a pick me . jsyk.

[PAZ✨ @PazqalEriq]

To be loved is to be funded

[𝐘𝐉 ⭐️ @softadeyanjuu]

and he sabi organize dates ehn, intentional cheat😭

[ms. paper's first wife 🧚🏿‍♀️🍓 @AkpanBrenda]

@theprettyamaka na wetin dey vex me pass

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

please don’t invite me to your church if you guys call your pastor “daddy”

[ak-47!💋 @vxrychloe]

my own be say as a woman, you need to be ready to never get married.🙂‍↔️

[ms. paper's first wife 🧚🏿‍♀️🍓 @AkpanBrenda]

@chukwunonyerem_ she was doing all this while still In school??

[débora letícia @gliterrrrrrrr]

Quando vc é mulher e fala que não quer ter filhos

[Kamo @Kamoportal]

when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me

[soup person @volterrasz]

job-hunting deadass makes you question your whole worth

[☠🤍𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙🖤👻 @ghostprxncess]

So twitter was mad at Lady Gaga for using a surrogate and saying she should have adopted.

.... Now they're mad at Millie Bobby Brown for adopting because she should have birthed her own kids

But JUST last week they were mad at Ciara for her 5th pregnancy

Annie are you okay?

[ms. paper's first wife 🧚🏿‍♀️🍓 @AkpanBrenda]

@amiethystt_ she's always on the wrong side of history 🤣

[t💋 @amiethystt_]

Nunu’s take is always different like please shift.

[CarterNixon @CarterNixon]

It’s funny how a blue check mark used to be how you knew it was the real person and now it’s more to signify that you’re reading tweets by the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet

[My heart @MyHeartcode]

Being called “wife material” is actually not a compliment. It’s an insult disguised as praise.