Akron Police Depotartment

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[Comrade Ohio @ComradeOhio]

Good morning Akron. 1/
Akron Police civilian oversight board. APD auditor Phil Young said alot of quiet parts out loud on public record. Everything illegal we have been screaming about for yrs.
APD gang has been surveilling our social medias for "drugs, guns and prostitution" 👀

[Akron Police Depotartment @AkronPoliceDp]

We're hiring! If you're passionate about making a difference in your communities, if you crave the feeling of being respected- even feared, and if you can meet the requirements of the job, we want to hear from you!!!

[Akron Police Depotartment @AkronPoliceDp]

It's our national night out against crime, we'll be posted up around the city with games and fun! Don't do crimes elsewhere, we're gonna be busy hanging out with people!

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@ComradeOhio It was a plastics extruding co for awhile, so potential for presence of polyethylene (PE), polypropylene (PP), polyvinyl chloride (PVC), acrylonitrile butadiene styrene (ABS), and polycarbonate (PC). which is probably fine. Everything is fine.

[Akron Police Depotartment @AkronPoliceDp]

ICE has been seen loading prisoners into cargo planes. The flights go out into the ocean, turn off tracking, turn around, and come back. A total of 30 zip tied bodies have washed ashore in other countries. The same tactic was used in Argentina (and the US) to remove dissenters.

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Did y'all know that american police forced are trained by the IDF? The more you know....

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Don't be a pussy Elon, leak that ish

[Akron Police Depotartment @AkronPoliceDp]

Come out for coffee with a cop April 2nd! Enjoy time with our officers, and a free coffee or vanilla* cone!

*To avoid scaring our officers, no chocolate will be served, and Swirl is under heavy suspicion as well- vanilla only pls

**so long as the ice cream machine isn't down

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@Allentown1711 @TowpathTrail @AkronOhioMayor @shammasmalik @RepEmiliaSykes @EmiliaSykesOH Don't worry, send us more info so we can dispatch officers to beat up this individual, steal+trash all of their worldly possessions, and toss em in jail to teach em not to sully up the wonderful neighborhood that is *checks notes* summit lake?

[Akron Police Depotartment @AkronPoliceDp]

@ComradeOhio This unfortunately includes 988- akron sends out officers if the 9a-5p crisis unit isn't available

[Akron Police Depotartment @AkronPoliceDp]

We do what we want. No one can tell us any different

[Akron Police Depotartment @AkronPoliceDp]

We aren't homophobic. We aren't scared, we just don't like certain types of people.

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@AkronOhioMayor @Akron200 @akroncivic Oh boy we love community involvement in designing stuff

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@barristerlawusa @JustSoDuckie @droidxmom Don't feed your kids Beats. Cps doesn't like it when you beat your kids

[Akron Police Depotartment @AkronPoliceDp]

@TheGlobal_Index @FearedBuck But could be between 1 to 5 at a time, at minimum. Assuming it was 3 average, that's up to 2 min per guy, and we'd say that's a pretty long time, from what we've gathered talking among ourselves at the dept.

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@ComradeOhio Aps is a bunch of nerds (derogatory). We are laughing at them as we speak

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@SignalAkron We actually are laughing at akron schools right now.

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@RobertL09505547 @SignalAkron It's not even trash on the ground, so not litter